Final Bali Photos.

I have been lazy with bali photos. this is true. it is depressing looking at photos of sun and fun with friends when you are in freezing melbourne.

also. 

everyone can judge me for a second because i have not finished writing my thank you cards.

i am a bad person and i am going to hell.

this i know

anyway

here is a photo of the pool.

on closer inspection, it is a photo of sarah riding a statue.

here is another photo of rock bar.
don't worry mez, no nipple action.

here we are in the hotels main restaurant where they do the buffets and amaze balls biriyani.
miss it
my camilla kaftan resembles an acid trip. well, I've never taken acid so what i a assume happens.
can anyone clarify?

Here is the view from our villa.
i dunno about these pink flowers.
i could take em or leave em.

Here is a view of the sunset from rock bar.
in our little cave zone.
there were no crabs or bats this year and i think i was a little saddened.

lychee daiquiris made from fresh blended lychees.
you can't beat this shit.

Look at Kiz's fancy slow shutter shot of the waves crashing on the rocks at rock bar.
He is such a photog.
so artsy
so fancy with his fancy lenses.

this was my survival potion in bali.
it's pretty much the bomb dot com if you get sick of hydralites.
i get dehydrated so easily and start vomiting all over the shop so electrolytes are essential in asian. especially when drinking.

my fav clutch to use in bali! AND I FORGOT I HAD IT.
MUST GO FIND IT NOW AND USE AGAIN>
YAY
SO EXCITED
it's an old school sass and bide number.

The famous FAUX BANS

Some traditional bali dancing in the buffet area so we don't have to leave the resort to feel cultured.
look how sweaty all the men are.
so awkward.

One night we came back to our villa and our butler had set up a romantique rose, candle and towel swan theme.
we decided this was a perfect time to take awes photos.
please note the leopard shoes i made D wear in bali.
i dunno if he likes them or not but i do.

LIKE A TIGER
LIKE A LIMA

also, Holly, if you are reading, please notice the armpit.

HA
SISTERS FROM OTHER MISTERS

I had this awesome hazelnut pasta in the resort too.
it was really yummy and i expected it to be average.
by this time, the fake tan on my hands was weird.

SHOE PARTY
my shoes are the giuseppi zanottis that are nearly falling apart from so much wear and K has her amazing Balmain sandals.
so jealous.

I have no idea what this photo was supposed to be of but it happened after shot buckets at rock bar.

JUMP SHOT

Faces are hilare.
Im clearly way too late.
we all held hands to try and co-ordinate our jumping times and it clearly didn't work.

i really miss bali.
also i think I've gained like 10 kilos since bali in a booze and chocolate filled 2 month binge
time to go into whippet form for the rest of summer

r.i.p fun times.

chillin in the villa

Here we are a meerkats.

Here we are muscle men.

Please note my leopard print faux bans. $4

My sunnies got lost on the second day in bali :( :( :(

Rock Bar

Two days after the wedding we had a night at rock bar to say thanks to everyone who came to the wedding and give us a chance to chat to people more.

I love rock bar. so fun. 

I saw no crabs or bats this time. Balls.

Here I am with my friend Francesca!
FRAANNNNNNN WAHHHHH
SHE IS COMING TO STAY WITH ME IN A FEW WEEKS AND I AM SO EXCITED.
You may remember her from my Bali trip from last year.
AYANA
WAHHH
PEPI
WAHHH
CRAZY CAT
WAHH
She will get this.

I wore this sass and bide dress tucked into some sparkly shorts that I cannot remember the brand of.
They are in the other room.
way too far to go and check label.
If you look really close you can see my wedding gift from D.
A silver collier de chien.
I will have to take a photo of it.
YAY

Group shot.
Please not all the curly fries have been eaten.
Mez, you will note that you cannot see your nipple in this one.
Also note her tan has improved heaps from the first day.
Good work.

Kiz's dad took all these photos.
He took a shot of the cave area too.

He was almost my official bali photog.

Is everyone sick of bali yet?

I need someone to take some photos of me now.
Maybe I can get Kiz's dad to become my full time photog.
Then I could become a gnarly frequent poster.


ALSO
IN OTHER EXCITING NEWS
I AM PAINTING THE FIREPLACE
Get excited.
I love a DIY

welcome drinks

We had welcome drinks on the first night in BALI and I feel sad looking at these photos.
I miss BALI
WAH
Maybe because its still cold here in melby.
Plus there isn't a mojito in my hand 24/7 here.
Balls.

I wore this Marena Y Sol kaftan and felt like a Kardashian in Dubai.
A low budget one.


Oh yeah, that is D looking like a knob head "photo bombing" us.

Need to find someone who can photoshop.

yaysies

yaysies

i miss my wedding.

i wish i could do it again.

sad face

too lazy to post wedding photos

wedding shoos

Givenchy Vittorias.



no stilettos heel sinking in the grass for me.....

nail polish was Chanel Orange Fizz and Miami Peach

Wedding!!

A quick snap shot from the wedding.
Taking from a cousins instagram.

Didn't expect cake to be this size. Look at my mini cake topper!!
Hahahhaah hilarious!

Back out to the pool now!

Baliiiiii

Yay. Finally got some Bali photos of friends sim card.

Bali again.

Hey peeps~~!!

I got back from Bali a few weeks ago but I still don't have any photos.

My friend took them and I haven't gone over with a hard drive to copy them yet.

I keep forgetting!!

Here is two photos I took on my iphone.

Chillin at our villa in the Ayana Resort. My SECOND HOME :( :( :( I MISS U.

Wearing :

Tigerlily kaftan.

Lovisa necklace

Chanel sunnies

also wearing the welcome lei as a crown.

I took the photo below from the cave deck at the Rock Bar.

It's so nice!!

Even when I got attacked by a BAT and a CRAB.

Rock Bar, Bali

Our hotel had this awesome bar called The Rock Bar.

It was nice for sunset drinks and snacks.

You have to use a cable car to access it which freaked me out a lot. It wasnt that scary when I got on.

Here is a photo of a part of the bar from the top of the cliff.

The sun setting behind the clouds from the bar..

Edamame!

I love edamame. Who doesn't?

It's so much fun to eat and is healthy.

Whats not to love?

More snacks.

We ordered curly fries.

How funny. Haven't had these since the 90s.

We also had delicious cheese and jalapeno rolls. Yumm

Definitely worth the visit if you are in Bali.

No pics of me because I looked ultra bleugh.

UGH

ETA : It seems as thought D thought he'd be hilarious by sticking his finger up in that last photo.

Pls ignore.

Bali breakfasts and Ku De Ta

These were the best crepes ever.

Banana and Peanut Butter.

Amazing.

I wish I could eat them every day.

Wah.

Cute little fruit platter.

I LOVE fresh guava juice. Wish we could get it here. All that guava juice at the supermarkets is foul and super sweet sugary grossness. BLEUGH.

Cool glasses though yeah?

I think they chilled the silver bit and then you slide your glass in and it helps to keep it coolish.

I want them.

One of the swimming pools at the resort..

We decided to play tennis and after getting ready I went to put my sneakers on and realised i had accidently packed TWO LEFT FEET.

UGHHHh.

So annoying.

I could of cried. and laughed. I think we laughed and cried for about 10 minutes.

I played half the game with two left feet and the other half with one shoe on, one shoe off.

Our butler Pepi thought I bought the runners in Kuta and got ripped off because they gave me two different shoes.

HAHAHA.

PEPI!!

NO! IT WAS JUST MY STUPIDITY.

EASILY DONE THOUGH YEAH?!

RIGHT?

We went to Ku De Ta one night because everybody talks about it.

It's a nice place.

We had many cocktails.

I had a trusty mojito.

SWEATY FACE.

I don't handle heat well.

But then our waiter suggest I try this lychee rose martini.

It is now known as " best cocktail ever"

I think about it a lot.

I never knew that I liked rose flavour drinks. I usually avoid them on a menu.

But they taste like TURKISH DELIGHT and I LOVE me some turkish delight.

It's 1.15 now.

I still haven't had breakfast, let alone lunch.

Too lazy to cook something.

Decided to blog instead.

I wish I lived in a hotel full time where I had room service.

Why cant I be on gossip girl? They all seem to live in hotels.

It's weird right? WEIRD.