Old pics from ze iphone.

I went through Ds phone and found a bunch of photos from the past month.

Here are the flowers I got for valentines day.

Aww. I like how they wrapped it in black paper.

I like the weird green things in there too. I dunno what they are.

I don't think I've seen them in a florist before..

He also got me some cake and chocolates that I couldn't eat because of my wisdom teeth.

You can see the nurofen in the background. Hahahaha!!

My saviour. I would of died without it.

Little Taco got in the spirit of Valentines Day too.

For about 2 minutes. She doesn't like wearing clothes.

She's such a nudist.

Here are some photos from Crown.

I don't remember when exactly. It might of been a few days before I went to the dentist.

I remember going there because the food is very soft and easy to eat without chewing.

I LOVE SAKE!

All the beautiful Chinese New Year decorations.

Sorry it's a bit late.

Hahahaha

Looks so pretty!

I prefer these to the Christmas ones.

Here is me possessed by the casino devil.

"MUST GAMBLE NOW"

hahahahha

I tried to use the red eye function on iPhoto but it wouldn't work.

I used it on the photo up there but this one just wouldn't have a bar of it.

Wearing

um

The stripey top was from the mature section of DJs. Think it's called Hammock and Vine?

The sleeveless cape thingy is from Staple? Maybe? I got it from a random website I forget.

Jeans are S&B. Kinda look like leggings in this photo.

Shoes are old Country Road.

I love these and can walk in them for hours and hours and hours.

It's true what they say,

stripes add about 10kg.

But I'm okay with it.

It was my Birthday. heeee

Hello.

It was my birthday a few weeks ago.

30th of December to be exact.

D got me balloons.

He also got me a cake for breakfast.

I find it hard to eat in the morning but I made an exception.

I wonder why he chose green candles?

He is an interesting one.

AND

I got a PRESEEEEENNNTTTTTTTTTTT.

yayayayaaya

I got a new purse

It's the baby version of the classic flap.

Forgot to take a photo.

Will take one soon.

Just imagine it for now.

We went to Nobu for dinner.

Where else? WHERE ELSE?

I think I only eat at the same 5 restaurants.

PEACE SIGN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love Sake!

I find it so weird that people dont like sake.

SAKEEEEEEE.

mmm It's one of my favourite alcohols for sure.

I've never tried warm sake though. Too scared.

I want this cool roof feature in my house.

Some sort of weird crispy oyster dish that the meat eaters had.

One of my favourite things is maraschino cherries. Where can I buy these?

I can only find glaze ones at coles.

I had this shochu cocktail with an ice ball in it.

ICE BALL.

hehehehheeeeeee

Some dessertssssssss..

There was no photo of my outfit with crazy pants so you will have to look at a group photo.

I had to blur peoples faces because who knows if they want to be on my blog or not?

Probs not.

Is there some random lady doing a peace sign in the background?

That's kinda rude.

I just noticed.

How tacky.

I find it odd when drunk people like to include themselves in strangers photos.

Crazy pantttttttttsssss!!

They make me look about 10kg heavier but I am trying to be okay with that.

I think I need to go back and photoshop the drunk bogan out.

She ruined my family photo.

Ha.

I also got the necklace I am wearing from a dear friend. I think it was from Alpha60.

See the pink bag I am carrying?

I also got an Alexander Mcqueen Scarf !! Woo.

Am I spoilt or what?

Thanks K1 & K2.

You guys are the bomb.

K1s grandpa just passed away this morning.

We will all be thinking of you sweetie!

xoxoxoxoxoxo

I never know what to title my posts.

Hello ~!!!!!!!

Happy Mondayyyyyy!! If you were in Melbourne, did you like the weather today? It was almost spring like. The sun came out and I hardly recognised it.

Here is some photos of our dinner to celebrate finishing the detox. HAHAHA.

Does my skin look glowing like they promised?

It's probably just the three layers of concealer + foundation.

I look damn huge in this photo. My head is about double the size of Ds. But who cares because my hair looks big. BIG. I spend a good amount of time trying to get big hair. YAY

Here we are having those amazing Raspberry & Hazelnut Martinis.

Yum. Nothing enhances your post detox glow like vodka.

Hahaha.

Here is one of my fav dishes again. The cold tofu with soy and sesame and chives.

It's so nice.

On the left, friend K is having the Yellowtail Sashimi.

Here is my second favourite Nobu dish. Anti-Cucho tofu skewers.

So nice and spicy!

We asked the waitress to choose four different cocktails for the table and one of them was this chilli thing.

It was SO DAMN HOT. omggeee.

Not normal. I think I can handle chilli pretty well but this was off the chain.

Hotter than nandos extra hot peri peri sauce.

Wahhh!!

I have a feeling my friend A and her chili loving Malaysian background family will love this drink though.

You can see K in the background with her cool skull necklace.

After dinner we went and saw Inception.

HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN IT? I'm thinking YES because it seems the whole world has.

What did you think?

My feelings are capture in this photo below.

SNORE.

I thought it reeked. It was so predictable and bleugh.

When was it supposed to blow my mind?

OOooohhhhh loooookkk the spinny thing kept spinning. ughhh. OK.

Let me just say, Ashton Kutcher's Butterfly Effect had a bigger effect on me.

Actually, THE TRUMAN SHOW WITH JIM CARREY HAD A BIGGER EFFECT.

For a good few months, I was PARANOID that I was on the Truman Show. Then I realised how bored everyone would be watching my life and snapped out of that delusion.

Plus was I supposed to take Juno seriously as a genius student?

It's JUNO!

After the movie, I found this little creature.

I wonder who put him down stairs? HA HA HA HA *looking at someone*

heheheheeeee

How boozey do I look?

Pretty sure I was sober.

But you can kind of see my outfit here!

YAY

Can you see my newish Sass&Bide skirt. Its got some nice detailing down the front.

I pretty much can't breathe in it.

D and I went to Ikea the other day to get a rug and I found D riding this carpet as if he was Aladdin. Thank the lords above I had my camera in bag.

I wonder if he does these things when I'm not with him and he is alone?

I'm thinking YES.

I found this photo of my luggage tags on my SD card.

Isn't it the BEST ?!

NO one will steal my luggage with this on it. Especially a dude.

Once someone took my suitcase of the belt and walked off with it and I chased him and argued it was mine. Eventually he gave it up. But made me paranoid about having plain black suitcases. Anyone can accidently take it !

Because my blog hasn't had any outfit posts lately, I just took this quick pic of what I'm wearing now.

Pretty plain!

Topshop cardigan

S&B tee

Topshop Skirt

LV scarf

I think my ring was from Gen Pants but could of been Sportsgirl? eek!

OPI Lincoln Park After Dark on the nails.

Yiiiieee!!!

I best be go.

I am running late.

This ended up taking ages.

NEW True Blood and Entourage tonight.

YAY!

Nobu Matsuhisa!

Last week D and I wanted to eat foods from Nobu at Crown.

So we went.

I wore this outfit below. It was an all black ensemble with gold around the shoulders to break it up. kind of.

Anyways, here is a photo of me hanging out in a carpark like its a normal thing to do.

This top excites me because i got it for cheap. $15 !! YES THAT IS RIGHT!

$15. I got it up in K town from Jeanswest.

Its some kind of silky feeling top but i think the material is viscose.

I like it though.

You can see the detail in the shoulder below and you can see the jewels i wore.

Hermes bangle and House of Harlow ring. And the Chanel Elephante polish.

Ok now that boring shiz is done with we can get to the GOOD STUFF.

FOOD PHOTOS. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

We drank sake. I choose the sake which in the menu is described as " aged listening to classical music for 10 years"

like hell that shiz is even true!! and if it is, i love it. It excites me and I must always drink it.

I feel relaxed by the sake because it listened to classical music.

I must investigate if its true or not.

On the right you can see the "new style vegetable sashimi" which is really just some tofu/tomato/asparagus dish with a bit of soy sauce type of deal and some spring onions.

its the bomb. sooo yum. SO YUM!

Next up there is a sizzling hot plate of vegetables and mushrooms. If you say you dont get excited by a sizzling hot plate at a restaurant then you are lying!! EVERYONE GETS EXCITED BY THEM! RIGHT? Well i do. I'm thinking I'm not alone on this one. Someone agree so i dont feel like a 5 yo.

My hairdresser told me she likes to eat enoki mushrooms because it makes her feel like she is eating noodles without the carbs. I thought this was funny and clever. I dont like them though because I cant chew them. My teeth dont work on enoki mushrooms.

On the right we have a salad dish. It's so yummy. I love lettuces.

On the left here we have a MISO EGGPLANT. Man this is the bomb. It's probs my favourite nobu dish. Or maybe its the tofu one. I dunno but this one is up there.

ZzzZzz I wish i could cook this. I imagine it has a bit of sugar in it.

I might of had 2 serves of this. Shoosh. ahhahah

On the right is some sushi. It had this interesting thing in it. I hope you can see it. It was kind of like a jalepino. But i think it was more like a pimento. Anyway. I loved it.

I dared D to scoff a massive lump of wasabi and he did and it was a stupid decision. He was in pain for a good 5 mins. AHAHAH funny for me though.

Anyway, little did we know, Nobu THE MAN HIMSELF was there for Melbourne Food Week or whatever its called and he was the head chef for the evening. He came and said hi to everyone in the restaurant. What a dude. I was suprised we could walk in and get a table without a booking. We must of been lucky. We did go quite late. Hmmm.

Drunken times then followed.

You can tell I was into it. Look at my messy hair. Hahahhahaaaaaa. Funny.

I pretending the cherries were nipples. I am classy. There was another photo with two lychees but i'm not even going to post that because it makes the nipples photo look ultra tame in comparison.

Ew.

Its hilarious though.

We got the dessert tasting plate and like an annoying bf D ate none so i had to eat it all and look like a fat pig. Thanks for the extra 3kg on my ass D.

HA.

I think i was kinda hoping he would eat it anyway. I loved it.

muahahah. so gross i ate the whole thing though? i need to walk it off tomorrow.

We did share a nice cognac though. We love cognac.

The weather is cooling down so cognac season will begin. YAY!

OOohhh This is my favourite of the desserts. The warm chocolate satandagi.

Its basically a donut with chocolate in the middle.

I took a photo of the chocolate oozing out just to share with you guys.

I hope you like it.

If you don't rate Japanese food or not into Nobu at least go for dessert one day to try this!

It comes with a raspberry sauce with pistachios in it.

ITS SOOOO GOOOOOD

Ughhhhhh

its 2.30 and it's probs not the best time to write a blog.

i'm sure ill wake up tomorrow and have to retype the whole thing cuz it made no sense.

I cant be bothered doing it now cuz i need to watch an episode of greys anatomy asap.

I am watching season 1 for the first time and i need to see what happens asap.

It's tuesday tomorrow and tuesdays excite me for some reason. not sure why!

hope you all have a lovely tuesday!!!

goooddd niighhht :)

Xmas Day

Hello all !

I know I am really far behind. I am in Paris now and left on Boxing Day morning so i have lots of blog catch up to do. I have 30 mins before dinner so I thought i'd do a quick post about xmas day.

It feels like age ago i can hardly remember it.

I tried to set the table nicely. It was the first time i had done it. I had to google how to do it. HA!

Xmas Day snacks!! and YES THAT IS REAL HOLLY. I still have the scratches all over my hands to prove it. Never dealing with holly + roses ever again. ahhh so painful. That shiz is sharp!

How cute is my white chocolate santa? my neighbour made it for me!! which i just realised now i forgot to thank him for. dammit. xmas day went so fast and then we left at 7am the next day and i'm so far behind with everything. its like as soon as i came back from W.A i had 2 bdays then xmas then left and im behind on everything gah!!

After lunch we all pretty much felt like this...

Little Nobu. My mum seems to like dressing her. I think she hates it. But i guess she is sleeping so maybe not too much.

Behold the tree in all its glory.

I decorated it by myself this year because D was away with work. Ass. Ha just kidding baby. xo

After lunch we all watched Will Farrels "Elf". um Best xmas movie ever!!!

SO FUNNY. the scene when he gets on the escalator. gold.

YAY

Joyeux Noel !!!

P.S I got the best gifts from everyone this year! Everyone was so thoughtful and I loved them all so much! I have the best friends and family ever!

simple is best

Sometimes I don't have the time to think about an outfit so I just throw all black on. So easy. And slimming. heheheheee. Then to add a slight bit of interest, a scarf in another colour.

In this case, beige. Who ever thought that the beige could be the interesting part? haha.

I got really excited by making my face leopard print. perhaps too excited. tee hee.

plz excuse random flowers which were supposed to be on coffee table. whenever we eat on the couch my bf always just dumps them somewhere. they look awful next to the candelabra and books. so cuttered. ughhh.

i dunno if there is a point in listing what im wearing as it all kind of blends into one big black blob.

black top - zara

black cardigan - witchery

black opaques - coles

black ballet flats - bally

black jumbo chanel

beige scarf - louis vuitton

Oh hello there, little chipmunk. who are you? a new puppy ? YAY

PUPPY. my mum got a new dog for herself. good on her. i hope she makes her happy

her name is nobu. nobbuuuuuu

hahahahah we were at nobu the day after we got her and thought nobu is cute. and when we said "nobuuuu" she turned around so nobu it is...even though she is a girl and nobu is a boys name. oh wells. little nobu is a tomboy at heart.

i still havent photographed any of my new purchases. i think its because it is quite cold and the thought of putting on summer clothes is never appealing...the only time i kind of feel like doing it is at night and then night photos look awful. u really need that nice sunshine on the pics.

hmmz.