Final Bali Photos.

I have been lazy with bali photos. this is true. it is depressing looking at photos of sun and fun with friends when you are in freezing melbourne.

also. 

everyone can judge me for a second because i have not finished writing my thank you cards.

i am a bad person and i am going to hell.

this i know

anyway

here is a photo of the pool.

on closer inspection, it is a photo of sarah riding a statue.

here is another photo of rock bar.
don't worry mez, no nipple action.

here we are in the hotels main restaurant where they do the buffets and amaze balls biriyani.
miss it
my camilla kaftan resembles an acid trip. well, I've never taken acid so what i a assume happens.
can anyone clarify?

Here is the view from our villa.
i dunno about these pink flowers.
i could take em or leave em.

Here is a view of the sunset from rock bar.
in our little cave zone.
there were no crabs or bats this year and i think i was a little saddened.

lychee daiquiris made from fresh blended lychees.
you can't beat this shit.

Look at Kiz's fancy slow shutter shot of the waves crashing on the rocks at rock bar.
He is such a photog.
so artsy
so fancy with his fancy lenses.

this was my survival potion in bali.
it's pretty much the bomb dot com if you get sick of hydralites.
i get dehydrated so easily and start vomiting all over the shop so electrolytes are essential in asian. especially when drinking.

my fav clutch to use in bali! AND I FORGOT I HAD IT.
MUST GO FIND IT NOW AND USE AGAIN>
YAY
SO EXCITED
it's an old school sass and bide number.

The famous FAUX BANS

Some traditional bali dancing in the buffet area so we don't have to leave the resort to feel cultured.
look how sweaty all the men are.
so awkward.

One night we came back to our villa and our butler had set up a romantique rose, candle and towel swan theme.
we decided this was a perfect time to take awes photos.
please note the leopard shoes i made D wear in bali.
i dunno if he likes them or not but i do.

LIKE A TIGER
LIKE A LIMA

also, Holly, if you are reading, please notice the armpit.

HA
SISTERS FROM OTHER MISTERS

I had this awesome hazelnut pasta in the resort too.
it was really yummy and i expected it to be average.
by this time, the fake tan on my hands was weird.

SHOE PARTY
my shoes are the giuseppi zanottis that are nearly falling apart from so much wear and K has her amazing Balmain sandals.
so jealous.

I have no idea what this photo was supposed to be of but it happened after shot buckets at rock bar.

JUMP SHOT

Faces are hilare.
Im clearly way too late.
we all held hands to try and co-ordinate our jumping times and it clearly didn't work.

i really miss bali.
also i think I've gained like 10 kilos since bali in a booze and chocolate filled 2 month binge
time to go into whippet form for the rest of summer

r.i.p fun times.

water sports and tater head

In bali, we did water sports. or perhaps its more "water activities"

we did banana. or the naaaaniiii.

and we did jet ski. 

i look petrified so you are going to have to just look at alicia. 

I've never been jet skiing in an ocean before. 

lets just say its very different to a lake.

we're on a boat.

we take photos with random status and pretend we are the animal/person in statue.

lets all take note at how lucky kate is for not showing her brittney. lucky? or skills? you decide. 

we go to Potato Head. or tater head. or tatey head.

we take photos of our cocktails.

we take photos of doors on walls.

we take photos of our clutches. 

this was my wedding clutch. a lil anya hindmarch gold glitter number to match my shoes.

we walk around in a blurry manner wearing camilla kaftans.

Singapore Mandarin Oriental, Little India and Haji Lane

Here is some more Singapore photos.

View of the pool from our room.

It looks like the middle of winter. It was very hot!

Lazy Pool Days!!!

I got to wear my Bali pants again! YAY.

What a lazy beach whale. HAhahahhaaaaaaaa

Yummy Poolside food.

I love fries. It's my weakness.

I have to really pull it together not to eat fries all the time.

Yum. Fries.

Vegetarian type of club sandwich.

Hazlenut and Apple ice-cream dish..

The rest of the day when downhill....fast..

I spent 4 hours lying under wet towels like this..

(im on the left under the towels......)

And then the vomiting started...the throbbing headache...blurred vision..

wahhh.

I had to go to hospital to to get the hydration saline? stuff in my veins and injections to stop the vomiting.

The doctor thought I might of caught a bacteria from Bali because it had been exactly 3 days since I left Bali.... The blood tests didn't pick up anything but it took me a week to get back to normal.

I felt much better the next day and just avoided alcohol and rank lots of poccari sweat.

We went over to K and Ks hotel and look at how awesome their bed was!

My fav thing in Singapore.

PREGNANCY PILLOW.

I want one SO BAD. Does anyone else have a pregnancy pillow?

I want one. Would it be weird to buy one?

We went upstairs to their roof top infinity pool.

D pretended to jump off the edge and raise my blood pressure through the roof.

Here was the view from their pool at night.

Beautiful!

They stayed at Naumi Hotel.

Later we decided to go to the observation deck at the new Marina Bay Sands hotel and casino.

D and I didn't bring our passports so there was so casino action.

Booo.

Here is the view from the pool there...

Mmmmmmm/.....nice 60yo beer guts...sexy.

After we head down to Little India for lunch.

It's so colourful and cray cray!!

We ate at a banana leaf restaurant and I had a coconut to rehydrate.

According to a Nudie bottle I read, young coconut water has 3x the amount of electrolytes than water has.

Interesting.

I had to Sepia this photo because I looked so pale and off.

Ughh

I didn't get a photo of the food before we ate it.

We all scoffed it down so fast.

It was so delicious!!

I dunno how I stomached this a day after being in hospital.

I ate lots of garlic naan and cheese naan.

The next day D and I headed down to Haji lane.

I liked the shopping here a lot.

Got a few tops.

Wasn't feeling well so didn't want to try on clothes. Otherwise I think I would of got a lot of stuff here!

It looks like a back alley yeah?

If the cab hadn't dropped me here I would of drove straight past it.

It stank too.

After looking through the shops I needed to pee and sit in air con so we went into this random place that ended up being some sort of tourist middle eastern style restaurant.

We ate mushrooms and salad and the WORST HUMMUS OF ALL TIME.

How can you screw hummus up? Especially in a middle eastern place.

Here is a nice photo that K took of a Mosque near Haji Lane.

On my last day I went upstairs to the hotel pool to take a photo of this Fish Lion and it was all smoggy or something!

What a pity!!

I love LionFish and want a good photo of him.

Grr.

I took this photo while we were checking out of the hotel.

What a cool wall.

I want this wall in my place.

I'm in Perth now and the weather is crud.

It's been raining for ages now.

Good opportunity to blog though!

Simpsons is on now!

Adiossssssssss

:D

Btw I have bought some cool new xmas tree decorations!

YAY.

Cant wait to do my xmas tree.

I will take some photos of my decorations when I get back to Melbs.

xoxoox

Universal Studios Sentosa Singapore

Hello!

Here are some photos from Universal Studios on Sentosa Island in Singapore.

You can tell it's still in its soft opening stage. Not all rides are open and during the day, two rides were closed for a period of time for repairs.

It was still such a fun day and I would recommend it. I think tickets were only around $35 because it's still in its early stages.

Universal Studios did NOT have enough novelty food like Disneyland does.

We need more trashy goodness!!

I thought this photo of D and K2 hilarious.

Hahahaha!

We got buckets of popcorn to eat during ride lines.

However, there were no lines all day. YAY!

We went and watched the Shrek 4D movie which was lots of fun!

I may have screamed like a baby.

We ran over to the Jurassic Park ride to find out that it was closed for repairs. I had a tanty.

K2 and I took a photo looking like dinosaurs though.

So did K1 and D but theirs was inferior so I didn't post it. HA!

I went on this dinosaur ride while the other guys went on a roller-coaster.

I was too scared to go on it.

I was scared on this kids ride to be honest.

I am woosey.

This is the "main street" area that is supposed to look like NYC I'm assuming.

None of the shops are open yet though.

Balls.

Although there was a hat shop.

I tried on a Pharaoh hat and did my best impersonation.

We ate in this cool 60s diner place and listened to Elvis.

Here is me at Shrek and Fiona's castle!

We then went back to the Jurassic Park ride which had been fixed!! YAYYY!!

The sign said "You may get wet" so we bought some ponchos to wear!!

HOWEVER

IT DID SWEET F ALL AND LOOK HOW WET I GOT.

THIS WAS WHILE WEARING A PONCHO!!!

Imagine if I didn't wear a poncho.

So with my hair ruined and clothes INCLUDING UNDERWEAR being soaked we decided to walk around to try and dry off.

U.S should REALLY have hairdryers at the exit of the ride. They dont even have the hand ones in the toilet that you can put your head under.

We left U.S and next door is a Hershey's store.

We decided not to buy anything though because it would melt in the heat.

Then we went over to Hard Rock cafe for some cocktails and nachos!

YAY. I had a traditional margarita. I love them. mm salty.

Still soaking wet.

Sitting in air con while wet is balls.

At least you can see the cool shoulder pads on my tee shirt!

Then on our way back to U.S I bumped into a Reese's Peanut Buttercup!

YAY

Then a few minutes later some more characters came out!!

I dunno WHAT D is doing to that Hershey's Kiss.

Weirdo.

Maybe trying to eat it?!

Then we went back to U.S

The main rollercoaster was broken down but looks how scary it would of been!

WAH!

My friends all went on The Mummy ride a few times and loved it! I was too scared.

We went back to the Jurassic Park ride and I think in total, we went on it about 8 times. AT LEAST.

The staff thought we were nutsos.

By the end of the day we were all HEAD to TOE SOAKED.

We couldn't be any wetter.

We all stank of chlorine.

It was 7pm and we weren't drying so we jumped in a cab home.

It was disappointing not to have a Parade or Fireworks at the end of the day like Disneyland does,

but maybe they will introduce this after their full opening?

I'm not sure.

The Park is VERY small and hopefully it will be expanded over the years.

It was still a fun day though! All due to the company I spent it with.

Thanks guys!!

:D

(btw if anyone is interested,

S&B Tee

Zara Pants

Hav thongs)