hawaii pt2

we hired a car and drove to waimea bay for snorkelling.

is that how you spell it? I'm too lazy to google spelling right now.

so dizzy. think i might have vertigo

i have no idea why i thought id try and blog right now. 

this could make no sense overall.

amazing no?

we saw all sorts of crazy fish and even a huge ass TURTLE!!! kate found it and we all came a swimming as fast as we could.
we had a dodgy $8 underwater disposable camera and took photos. ill have to find it and get them developed. probably shit as.

after we snorkelled kate and i got the buggy back up the cliff and the guys walked.
losers.
they took this snap of us as we drove past and i think its one of the funniest photos of me ever
i think i was just horrified that kieran would take a photo of me looking so horrible.
but its hilarious.
NO HAIR DRYER
WHY

mcqueen scarf cover my beach hair.

also stop it from getting in my face.
being in the backseat of a convertible is not fun.
u just get slapped in the face by the wind

look at the mist on top of the hills.
crazy.
i felt like i was in Lost. even thought I have never seen the show.

here we are up on the north shore but it was starting to rain so we didn't swim.
the waves were mental and i was too scared to even go knee deep.

dion thinks he is a pirate.
actually, he thinks this pretty often now that i am thinking about it.

here we try and be comical in photos.

if only they were in focus.

i am super human

finally, BEACH HAIR DONT CARE
no make up.
thank fuck i had lash extensions.
dions sleazy moustache

i already miss you hawaii.

Hawaii

blogger does my head in with this formatting and what not.

does it happen to anyone else?

it won't let me type where i want to type and puts my photos all over the shop.

anyways

back in april, i went to hawaii.

with my husband and some friends.

it was awesome.

i love hawaii.

it was my fourth trip. still haven't left oahu. lazy.

anyway, we stayed at the trust kahala resort. i like it. but i have stayed here every time so i can't compare.

there are weird turtles. feel bad for them.

here we are at the cheesecake factory. we ate so much food it should not be mentioned.
the staff i think were annoyed at our over ordering but we wanted to try lots of things.
whats it to them.
here you can see D and K lady and the tramping some nachos.
with their stupid " hawaii moustaches" that they had the WHOLE TIME in honour of miami vice.
it was really unattractive.

here i am eating some garlic noodles, or spaghetti, if you will.

i love spaghetti aglio olio. its my fav shit.

does anyone else miss when perez hilton was funny? and scribbled shit on peoples faces and was bitchy? now he is so boring and moral. snooze

here we go back to the hotel and its weird fish ponds with sting rays.

bindi says hi.

it also has some dolphins.

sad no? whats your thoughts? i felt bad.

we swam with them. and by swim, i mean you just kind of wade around while they do stuff.

i mean, they seem happy enough but surely they miss the freedom of the ocean?

the hotel had no espresso.

whats with that? 

we had to go to the local mall to get starbucks.

in america its called a mall.

learning new things? you can thank me later.

   kate got some cute new sandals at balenciaga at the ala moana mall.
   she loves a t bar.

  here we are back at the cheesecake factory. thank you blogger for the nice rearranging of my photos.
we are smashing a cheese and spinach dip.

here we are back at the mall eating a PB & J.
AMERICA

we followed this creepy guy down a dark ally to shoot guns......and the guy with the sign came too. BOOOM TISH. burnnnnnn D buurrrrnn.
hahahahaha

i shot all sorts of guns , revolver, glock, m4 and more. i can pretty much join the specials ops now.

if you look closely you can see a trail of stairs that go up the mountain.
some raving lunatics do this as their daily exercise.

my favourite place on earth.

miss you whole foods with a small "o"

Kudeta

when in bali, we go to kudeta.

it always has different decorations which keeps it fun.

must run to bar first thing.

happy now that i have drink. awks face. bad hair - don't care.

sunsets and sand. kieran taking a photo of.

side bar.

KDT

espresso martini. was yummy. tasted too eggy for me. had to pass it on. had a chocolate on the side. odd.

lychee rose martini. zoo good. its like turkish delight in a cup and i love it.

holly says hi

maryanne gives me the side eye. i think now is the moment where her husband would like me to clarify that she is holding a mocktail.

alicia tries to seduce the camera

pink skies no lies

group shot. BALLLIIIIII !!!

lots of floating lanterns. some weird orb in the middle

PEACE YO

jump shot!

Now i am going to try and figure out how to reply to comments on blogger.

i have instructions.

wish me luck

Baliiiiii

Yay. Finally got some Bali photos of friends sim card.