Kudeta

when in bali, we go to kudeta.

it always has different decorations which keeps it fun.

must run to bar first thing.

happy now that i have drink. awks face. bad hair - don't care.

sunsets and sand. kieran taking a photo of.

side bar.

KDT

espresso martini. was yummy. tasted too eggy for me. had to pass it on. had a chocolate on the side. odd.

lychee rose martini. zoo good. its like turkish delight in a cup and i love it.

holly says hi

maryanne gives me the side eye. i think now is the moment where her husband would like me to clarify that she is holding a mocktail.

alicia tries to seduce the camera

pink skies no lies

group shot. BALLLIIIIII !!!

lots of floating lanterns. some weird orb in the middle

PEACE YO

jump shot!

Now i am going to try and figure out how to reply to comments on blogger.

i have instructions.

wish me luck

i makes the margaritas

some body got a new job. so i makes the margaritas to celebrate.

tequila, cointreu, lime, lemon, my dog. ha just kidding. thats for the dogs.

how do you make yours?

                   



















nini says " gimme my dog now"
its her crack.
gurl is obsessed.
she refuses the fancy healthy dog food in favour for the super market kind. is she really my daughter? i haven't taught her well.

 if any of you have a foot fetish please see below.

and voila, marts are ready. they always taste better in a bodum glass. keeps them extra gold. 

you can't have a room temperate marg. its just wrong.

                                               






















My fav boots for winter.
These Chloe boots are so damn comfy. I regret not getting them last year so I'm glad i got them this year.
I've worn them to death already.
i love you chloe boots.
i want them in all three colours.
who wan give me $3000?? WHO?

     

Fav winter kicks. they are so sparkly. they distract from my face and down to me feet. always a winner

they are still surviving. only just. 

my friend and i both knocked our full glasses on ourselves at the prince concert. my leg went numb from the ice. we are SPECIAL.

   




























How do you guys feel about lisianthus?
They last forever. I've had these for about two weeks now and i think they have another week left in them.
they remind me of roses.

 



















similar right? flowers are the bomb dot com.
why they no cheaper?
i bought a succulent today. i think it will be for my front door.
i will keep you all updated.

   

























i think i am going to go paint my face tranny styles now.
toodles

Herrrrrrroooo

Hi there!

I am doing a post. yay.

I found some pics on my phone. The quality is amazing.

CANT YOU SEE? PROFESH!

I went to Chin Chins a few weeks back.

Penis Penis.

Ya dig??!

I ordered the DIY spring rolls.

They are delicious.

However they are so tight ass on the tofu bits.

Each spring rolls needs TWO tofus but they don't give enough tofu bits per wraps.

Tofu is cheap. No need to be so tight. This happens every time I order it.

Here is my delicious cocktail.

It is an ice ball inside a lychee with rose petals.

Who doesn't love lychee and rose?

SHOW ME THIS PERSON!

IMPOSSIBLE!!

I also had corn fritters and a curry. Then I rolled out of the place like a FATTY.

I may of also had a tofu slider downstairs while waiting for a table. ( 2 hours wait !! )

FATTTYYYY

Here is what I wore.

This shirt singlet combo makes me look a bit heffa in this pic.

I think it is the batwing sleeves.

Sportsgirl shirt

Sass & Bide singlet

Topshop skirt

Giuseppe Zanotti boots

Chanel Bag

Lovisa necklace

Hermes Cuff

We headed to siglo after dinner.

I always have my favourite cocktail : Charlie Chaplin.

It is the bomb dot com.

YESSSSS I said it.

Don't look in the background at that tiramisu that I smashed.

I SAID DONT LOOK!!!

PEACE SIGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNN

I love an over exposed photo. It makes me look ultra tan.

Which I am not.

On twitter, someone said it was shrove Tuesday.

I quickly got to the nearest cafe and had crepes.

Because it is kind of a form of pancakes and I love an excuse to eat them.

It was my cousins Birthday last week.

We had a BBQ.

I got some black heart balloons.

It kind of represents us.

HA!

See you all soon!!

xoxoxo

Bali breakfasts and Ku De Ta

These were the best crepes ever.

Banana and Peanut Butter.

Amazing.

I wish I could eat them every day.

Wah.

Cute little fruit platter.

I LOVE fresh guava juice. Wish we could get it here. All that guava juice at the supermarkets is foul and super sweet sugary grossness. BLEUGH.

Cool glasses though yeah?

I think they chilled the silver bit and then you slide your glass in and it helps to keep it coolish.

I want them.

One of the swimming pools at the resort..

We decided to play tennis and after getting ready I went to put my sneakers on and realised i had accidently packed TWO LEFT FEET.

UGHHHh.

So annoying.

I could of cried. and laughed. I think we laughed and cried for about 10 minutes.

I played half the game with two left feet and the other half with one shoe on, one shoe off.

Our butler Pepi thought I bought the runners in Kuta and got ripped off because they gave me two different shoes.

HAHAHA.

PEPI!!

NO! IT WAS JUST MY STUPIDITY.

EASILY DONE THOUGH YEAH?!

RIGHT?

We went to Ku De Ta one night because everybody talks about it.

It's a nice place.

We had many cocktails.

I had a trusty mojito.

SWEATY FACE.

I don't handle heat well.

But then our waiter suggest I try this lychee rose martini.

It is now known as " best cocktail ever"

I think about it a lot.

I never knew that I liked rose flavour drinks. I usually avoid them on a menu.

But they taste like TURKISH DELIGHT and I LOVE me some turkish delight.

It's 1.15 now.

I still haven't had breakfast, let alone lunch.

Too lazy to cook something.

Decided to blog instead.

I wish I lived in a hotel full time where I had room service.

Why cant I be on gossip girl? They all seem to live in hotels.

It's weird right? WEIRD.

Bali Villa !

YAY

My internet is back.

D and I went with some friends to Bali about a month ago.

It was the best.

I still have post holiday depression.

It was nice to have a week of hot weather.

We stayed at the Ayana Resort in Jimbaran Bay.

Here is the entry to the villa!

You can see my friend F at the door!

Fruit !

I love fruit in other countries.

It's more exciting!

Here is the bathroom!!

It's crazy big hey?

The rooms in Bali are the largest I've seen in the world.

It's mental.

Lots of space.

The bath looks outside over the Indian Ocean.

I wouldn't bath naked though.

Awkward.

Maybe I'm a prude?

I dunno

I'd close the blinds.

There was rose petals in the bath when we arrive.

HA.

ROMANTIC!!

Here is the pool outside area.

Im depressed looking at these photos.

Melbourne is so cold and WAHH.

We had so many delicious cocktails.

So so many.

I always go back to the trust mojito though.

I dunno what this was.

I THINK it was a berry mojito!

Delicious food on the first day after we checked in!

Wah

I miss BALI

:(

Ive never had post holiday blues like now.

It reeks.

Going through these photos isnt helping either.

WAHHHH

*CRRYYY*

I never know what to title my posts.

Hello ~!!!!!!!

Happy Mondayyyyyy!! If you were in Melbourne, did you like the weather today? It was almost spring like. The sun came out and I hardly recognised it.

Here is some photos of our dinner to celebrate finishing the detox. HAHAHA.

Does my skin look glowing like they promised?

It's probably just the three layers of concealer + foundation.

I look damn huge in this photo. My head is about double the size of Ds. But who cares because my hair looks big. BIG. I spend a good amount of time trying to get big hair. YAY

Here we are having those amazing Raspberry & Hazelnut Martinis.

Yum. Nothing enhances your post detox glow like vodka.

Hahaha.

Here is one of my fav dishes again. The cold tofu with soy and sesame and chives.

It's so nice.

On the left, friend K is having the Yellowtail Sashimi.

Here is my second favourite Nobu dish. Anti-Cucho tofu skewers.

So nice and spicy!

We asked the waitress to choose four different cocktails for the table and one of them was this chilli thing.

It was SO DAMN HOT. omggeee.

Not normal. I think I can handle chilli pretty well but this was off the chain.

Hotter than nandos extra hot peri peri sauce.

Wahhh!!

I have a feeling my friend A and her chili loving Malaysian background family will love this drink though.

You can see K in the background with her cool skull necklace.

After dinner we went and saw Inception.

HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN IT? I'm thinking YES because it seems the whole world has.

What did you think?

My feelings are capture in this photo below.

SNORE.

I thought it reeked. It was so predictable and bleugh.

When was it supposed to blow my mind?

OOooohhhhh loooookkk the spinny thing kept spinning. ughhh. OK.

Let me just say, Ashton Kutcher's Butterfly Effect had a bigger effect on me.

Actually, THE TRUMAN SHOW WITH JIM CARREY HAD A BIGGER EFFECT.

For a good few months, I was PARANOID that I was on the Truman Show. Then I realised how bored everyone would be watching my life and snapped out of that delusion.

Plus was I supposed to take Juno seriously as a genius student?

It's JUNO!

After the movie, I found this little creature.

I wonder who put him down stairs? HA HA HA HA *looking at someone*

heheheheeeee

How boozey do I look?

Pretty sure I was sober.

But you can kind of see my outfit here!

YAY

Can you see my newish Sass&Bide skirt. Its got some nice detailing down the front.

I pretty much can't breathe in it.

D and I went to Ikea the other day to get a rug and I found D riding this carpet as if he was Aladdin. Thank the lords above I had my camera in bag.

I wonder if he does these things when I'm not with him and he is alone?

I'm thinking YES.

I found this photo of my luggage tags on my SD card.

Isn't it the BEST ?!

NO one will steal my luggage with this on it. Especially a dude.

Once someone took my suitcase of the belt and walked off with it and I chased him and argued it was mine. Eventually he gave it up. But made me paranoid about having plain black suitcases. Anyone can accidently take it !

Because my blog hasn't had any outfit posts lately, I just took this quick pic of what I'm wearing now.

Pretty plain!

Topshop cardigan

S&B tee

Topshop Skirt

LV scarf

I think my ring was from Gen Pants but could of been Sportsgirl? eek!

OPI Lincoln Park After Dark on the nails.

Yiiiieee!!!

I best be go.

I am running late.

This ended up taking ages.

NEW True Blood and Entourage tonight.

YAY!