Rock Bar

Two days after the wedding we had a night at rock bar to say thanks to everyone who came to the wedding and give us a chance to chat to people more.

I love rock bar. so fun. 

I saw no crabs or bats this time. Balls.

Here I am with my friend Francesca!
FRAANNNNNNN WAHHHHH
SHE IS COMING TO STAY WITH ME IN A FEW WEEKS AND I AM SO EXCITED.
You may remember her from my Bali trip from last year.
AYANA
WAHHH
PEPI
WAHHH
CRAZY CAT
WAHH
She will get this.

I wore this sass and bide dress tucked into some sparkly shorts that I cannot remember the brand of.
They are in the other room.
way too far to go and check label.
If you look really close you can see my wedding gift from D.
A silver collier de chien.
I will have to take a photo of it.
YAY

Group shot.
Please not all the curly fries have been eaten.
Mez, you will note that you cannot see your nipple in this one.
Also note her tan has improved heaps from the first day.
Good work.

Kiz's dad took all these photos.
He took a shot of the cave area too.

He was almost my official bali photog.

Is everyone sick of bali yet?

I need someone to take some photos of me now.
Maybe I can get Kiz's dad to become my full time photog.
Then I could become a gnarly frequent poster.


ALSO
IN OTHER EXCITING NEWS
I AM PAINTING THE FIREPLACE
Get excited.
I love a DIY

welcome drinks

We had welcome drinks on the first night in BALI and I feel sad looking at these photos.
I miss BALI
WAH
Maybe because its still cold here in melby.
Plus there isn't a mojito in my hand 24/7 here.
Balls.

I wore this Marena Y Sol kaftan and felt like a Kardashian in Dubai.
A low budget one.


Oh yeah, that is D looking like a knob head "photo bombing" us.

Need to find someone who can photoshop.

Herrrrrrroooo

Hi there!

I am doing a post. yay.

I found some pics on my phone. The quality is amazing.

CANT YOU SEE? PROFESH!

I went to Chin Chins a few weeks back.

Penis Penis.

Ya dig??!

I ordered the DIY spring rolls.

They are delicious.

However they are so tight ass on the tofu bits.

Each spring rolls needs TWO tofus but they don't give enough tofu bits per wraps.

Tofu is cheap. No need to be so tight. This happens every time I order it.

Here is my delicious cocktail.

It is an ice ball inside a lychee with rose petals.

Who doesn't love lychee and rose?

SHOW ME THIS PERSON!

IMPOSSIBLE!!

I also had corn fritters and a curry. Then I rolled out of the place like a FATTY.

I may of also had a tofu slider downstairs while waiting for a table. ( 2 hours wait !! )

FATTTYYYY

Here is what I wore.

This shirt singlet combo makes me look a bit heffa in this pic.

I think it is the batwing sleeves.

Sportsgirl shirt

Sass & Bide singlet

Topshop skirt

Giuseppe Zanotti boots

Chanel Bag

Lovisa necklace

Hermes Cuff

We headed to siglo after dinner.

I always have my favourite cocktail : Charlie Chaplin.

It is the bomb dot com.

YESSSSS I said it.

Don't look in the background at that tiramisu that I smashed.

I SAID DONT LOOK!!!

PEACE SIGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNN

I love an over exposed photo. It makes me look ultra tan.

Which I am not.

On twitter, someone said it was shrove Tuesday.

I quickly got to the nearest cafe and had crepes.

Because it is kind of a form of pancakes and I love an excuse to eat them.

It was my cousins Birthday last week.

We had a BBQ.

I got some black heart balloons.

It kind of represents us.

HA!

See you all soon!!

xoxoxo

Bali pizzas

K and I went shopping in Seminyak one day.

Then went to Kudeta for pizzas for lunchhhhyyyyy.

The boys were out golfing.

SNORE.

I'd much prefer shopping and mojitos.

I had this delicious pizza,

The yellow stuff was supposed to be pear. Is pear this colour in asia?

Some sort of asian pear?

I dunno.

It didn't taste like a pear. It was nice but not like pearish.

It was more squishy.

Maybe it was POACHED?

K had this delicious pizza,

I think she approves?

THUMBS UP?!! DELICIOUSO PIZZAS!!!! MAMA MIA!! BIBBITY BOBBITY!! CIAO BELLA!

She is wearing:

Ray Ban sunnies

Hermes bangle

and I think the tee might of been from Miss Shop.

Nail polish was OPI but I cant remember which shade of orange.

She's so hilarious. She kept pulling out the strings from the inside of her top ( you know the ones to hook on the hanger?) and yelling "GYPSY BRIDE"

We took a photo of the Gypsy Bride look. Hopefully I can eventually get a copy.

YAY.

There was a massive sumo which I enjoyed.

Here I am casually leaning against a gong.

You know.

Nothing unusual.

Awkward lean blog??!!

Sportsgirl skirt

S&B singlet

Chanel sunnies & watch

Sam Eldeman sandals

Lovisa necklace

YAY.

I miss bali.

Hopefully the warm weather this weekend will cheer me up.

I'm still here!

Wahhhhh.

I'm still here..just.

I have the flu and now the doctor says I might have a stomach ulcer from taking too many nurofens when I had my wisdom teeth out.

Booo. I better lose a few kgs from all this vomiting.

I've been sick non stop since xmas and it reeks.

I've become a sook and need my mum here all the time to watch Atlanta Housewives with me and drive me to appointments and make sure I dont code blue. HA.

Thank jebus I have my trustly calming candle to keep my company at home..

I love rose scent.

Too sick to walk Taco so I took her to the dog park today so she could get some fresh air and have a wander.

When I'm sick I must wear biggest sloppiest clothes and biggest sunnies to cover feral face.

Lucky I bought this jumper from Sportsgirl in Perth last week.

It's been my best friend.

I've worn it 3 days in a row. GROSS.

It's pretty much winter here in Melbourne.

17 degrees.

What is that?

Here is Taco having a stand off with another pup.

While I try and keep warm and drink a coffee.

And tweet @ Nat from Freckle to the Left Blog that there is another goldie at the park named Oscar.

Nail polish is OPI - Red My Fortune Cookie

Look at this weird fish I found at the beach a few weeks back.

I'm gunna say its a blowfish or puffer fish.

FUGU!

Taco likes to roll in FUGU. I think the spikes feel nice for her.

Meanwhile I have a heart attack and tell her to get off.

TACO GET OFF FUGU!!!

I'm looking forward to another weekend in bed.

WAHH!

So over it

SO BORED.

I want to go out and do STUFFS!

I might take photos of random stuffs around the house to blog?

I dunno if that would be boring.

Hmm.

I'll see what I can find.

Have a nice weekend everyone!

I think it's def flu season so keep up the vitamins !

Old pics from ze iphone.

I went through Ds phone and found a bunch of photos from the past month.

Here are the flowers I got for valentines day.

Aww. I like how they wrapped it in black paper.

I like the weird green things in there too. I dunno what they are.

I don't think I've seen them in a florist before..

He also got me some cake and chocolates that I couldn't eat because of my wisdom teeth.

You can see the nurofen in the background. Hahahaha!!

My saviour. I would of died without it.

Little Taco got in the spirit of Valentines Day too.

For about 2 minutes. She doesn't like wearing clothes.

She's such a nudist.

Here are some photos from Crown.

I don't remember when exactly. It might of been a few days before I went to the dentist.

I remember going there because the food is very soft and easy to eat without chewing.

I LOVE SAKE!

All the beautiful Chinese New Year decorations.

Sorry it's a bit late.

Hahahaha

Looks so pretty!

I prefer these to the Christmas ones.

Here is me possessed by the casino devil.

"MUST GAMBLE NOW"

hahahahha

I tried to use the red eye function on iPhoto but it wouldn't work.

I used it on the photo up there but this one just wouldn't have a bar of it.

Wearing

um

The stripey top was from the mature section of DJs. Think it's called Hammock and Vine?

The sleeveless cape thingy is from Staple? Maybe? I got it from a random website I forget.

Jeans are S&B. Kinda look like leggings in this photo.

Shoes are old Country Road.

I love these and can walk in them for hours and hours and hours.

It's true what they say,

stripes add about 10kg.

But I'm okay with it.

Soundwave Perth

Hello!

Long time , no see.

I am back in Melbourne now. YAY.

The journey back was mammoth. Plane issues. Switching Planes.

Luggage not coming till the next day. Wahh!

Anyway. It's all over now.

I went to Perth over the weekend for Soundwave. Originally was planning to go to Melbourne but D couldn't get back here because of work so we went to Perth.

It was so much fun.

Glad I went to Perth instead. There were no lines and you could get close to the stages easily.

Apart from Slayer.

That was redic. I think they under estimated how popular Slayer are, or perhaps the band requested not to be on a main stage? I have no idea.

I had no idea what to wear. I hate dressing for hot weather. I prefer winter where I can cover all my skin.

I sent photos to my girl M who said to go with this option:

(Plz excuse the messy hotel room )

S&B top and shorts

Topshop sneakers

Hermes cuff

Raybans

I was in the 1% group that wasn't dressed in all black. Weird for me because I'm usually in all black. But it was so hot.

I didn't want sunstroke.

I even put on SPF!! If you are reading K, I hope you are proud of me.

Got there and sweated like a pig.

NICE!

So hard to handle after Melbourne had a week of 18 degrees weather. aka winter.

ETA- This photo is a bit gross. Look at my armpit vagina. It's like beyonces.

EWW

I got there around 4 and watched Slash, half of Slayer, ate drank and socialised with our awesome Perth friends!!

Then finally the sun went down and Iron Maiden came out!

WOO!

Such an amazing set.

TWO HOURS!!!

I wanted to hear Run to the Hills. It never happened.

Oh well.

It was still awesome!!

Wish I could go again.

I dunno if I will ever have a chance to see them again.

So glad I made the trip to Perth.

Was well worth it!!

I hate wisdom teeth!!

Hello!

I'm still alive! Only just!!

This past month has been effing horrid.

I had a tooth ache like crazy but I thought it'd go away.

Went to dentist. She said it was my wisdom coming through but I had to go for an x-ray.

Over the next few days it went to the worst pain of my lifeeeee!!

Got the x-rays.

Had to get all 4 out. WAH.

My face became so swollen they had to give me tablets to get the swelling down before my mouth could open.

SOOOOOOOO I had to go into hospital and get all 4 out under general.

Now I've been out of hospital for 8 days and the pain is EVEN WORSE.

Saw the surgeon today and turns out I got a "dry socket" and he shoved some shredded cloves in the hole that went down to my jaw bone. EW.

My mouth tastes off.

HURRY UP AND BE OVER.

I've been so sick from all the pain killers.

Im allergic to panadine forte and nurofen forte so I basically just sit here dying.

It's THE WORST PAIN EVER.

So now I sit here $3000 later and I'm still in pain.

I'd rather of got D to rip them out with a bloody set of pliers, shove some vodka on them, use the money to buy a new Chanel bag and call it a day.

$3000?!!?!

WAHHH!!!

I always thought in this country if you need surgery that isn't elective it was free.

I dunno.

Oh well.

Shit happens hey.

Anyway, I thought I would blog some photos now that I'm feeling less druggy.

YAY

Back in December, D and I went to a 60th at the Cuckoo in Mt Dandenong. Maybe Olinda? Not too sure.

Anyway. It best the BOMB.

It was so funny. We drank beer from "steins" ??! (huge mugs) and ate lots of potatoes.

I had potato patties, roast potatoes, chips, potato salad.

It was funny.

Then they had this dessert buffet. I thought it was funny to have jam and cream scones at night.

I liked the black poppy seed one the best.

They do a little music and weird kind of interaction with the audience and yodeling.

It was pretty funny.

I think if you go with a good group and drink lots of beer its heaps of fun!

Have you guys been? What did you think?

D is always so busy with work these days and I have no one to take my photos :S

I tried to take a photo in the lift but it's a bit dodgy.

Looks like I did a shit job of ironing my top.

Look at Taco in the corner!! hahahaha

I've been house bound for almost a month now. I'm so over it.

My face looks like Quagmire from Family Guy and I still have bruising.

If I go out people will think D has been bashing me.

HAHAHAHHA

Anyway, I need to get better ASAP so I can finish renovating the house we want to sell.

SMASHY SMASHY!

AND EAT GOOD NORMAL FOOD AGAIN.

SO SICK OF ICE CREAM AND YOGHURT AND BLOODY SOUPS AND SHIZ.

WAH.

I WANT MORE COCONUT MnMs

Mmmmm

Yum yum!

Hopefully when my face is back to normal I will have some more photos!!

Yuuzzzzzzzz

:)

Tell me all your wisdom teeth stories so I feel better knowing I'm not the only one.

YAY

Melbourne Aquarium

Last week I went to the Melbourne Aquarium with a friend.

She wanted to see the baby hammer head sharks...or swim with them..or something. I dunno.

I agreed to go because I thought I would try new things this year.

The first exhibit when you enter is the penguin jail. I mean, penguin enclosure.

Maaaaannnnn. I felt so bad for the penguins.

What kind of life is this?

There is nothing for them to do.

It got me thinking " I wonder if penguins do much in the wild?" Do they just stand around.

I'm sure they don't tap dance like Happy Feet would like us to believe.

What is this penguin doing? Sleeping?

Haha. Clearly I didn't learn much about penguins.

I like the penguins with the yella best.

I liked to take photos of the ugly fish the best.

No one else did.

I felt bad for the ugly fish.

I could relate to them. HAHAHAH

This one was probs the ugliest.

I liked him best.

I want to get lots of derma fillers in my lips so I can look like him.

YAY

Maybe I'll take this pic to my appointment.

How cool are these little see through fish?

These crazy frogs were so green and bright in real life.

If I saw one in the wild, I would probably think it was fake!

PEACE SIGN!

Awkward face.

I feel like such a dick when taking a photo in public.

I hope people think I am a tourist.

Here I am wearing my birthday handbag. Cant really see it though.

For some reason there was a fake plane wreck on top of the shark tank.

Weird.

Opposite the faux plane wreck was some sort of tiki man.

Not sure how this is relevant to the aquarium but meh. I took a photo.

HAHahha.

How unflattering are downlights?

Who invented them? What was wrong with them?

Clearly a man invented downlights.

My psycho friend picked up the Starfish.

EW.

I poked it and then screamed and ran away. Like a little baby.

Hahhahaha.

I liked this cool sting ray.

or manta ray.

I dunno.

some sort of Ray.

It had a cool pattern and a long tail/ray?

haha

I dunno.

JELLY FISH.

I think.

A, are these jelly fish?

Who cares.

They are cool.

I see dead ones on the shore all the time when I take Taco to the beach.

Ew.

I poked on the other day.

D said it was still alive.

I dunno if I believe him.

HOW COOL IS THIS?

OCTOPUS.

YESSSSSSSS

ANDDDDDDDD

If you squint your eyes real good you can kind of see the HAMMER HEAD SHARK.

Kind of.

They were in a net so they couldn't swim with the fish.

How odd.

Why not promote them once they are swimming and we can actually see them?

JAWS!!!!!!

Hee heeeeeeeeee

Anyway.

It was such a funny night.

I think you should all go and look at the fish and protest the penguins.

It's such a weird thing for me.

I feel very weird about zoos.

I feel so bad for the animals and don't like them being caged,

but then you see how much the kids have fun and learn about animals.

I dunno.

What are your thoughts on zoos?

I feel so conflicted.