Bali breakfasts and Ku De Ta

These were the best crepes ever.

Banana and Peanut Butter.

Amazing.

I wish I could eat them every day.

Wah.

Cute little fruit platter.

I LOVE fresh guava juice. Wish we could get it here. All that guava juice at the supermarkets is foul and super sweet sugary grossness. BLEUGH.

Cool glasses though yeah?

I think they chilled the silver bit and then you slide your glass in and it helps to keep it coolish.

I want them.

One of the swimming pools at the resort..

We decided to play tennis and after getting ready I went to put my sneakers on and realised i had accidently packed TWO LEFT FEET.

UGHHHh.

So annoying.

I could of cried. and laughed. I think we laughed and cried for about 10 minutes.

I played half the game with two left feet and the other half with one shoe on, one shoe off.

Our butler Pepi thought I bought the runners in Kuta and got ripped off because they gave me two different shoes.

HAHAHA.

PEPI!!

NO! IT WAS JUST MY STUPIDITY.

EASILY DONE THOUGH YEAH?!

RIGHT?

We went to Ku De Ta one night because everybody talks about it.

It's a nice place.

We had many cocktails.

I had a trusty mojito.

SWEATY FACE.

I don't handle heat well.

But then our waiter suggest I try this lychee rose martini.

It is now known as " best cocktail ever"

I think about it a lot.

I never knew that I liked rose flavour drinks. I usually avoid them on a menu.

But they taste like TURKISH DELIGHT and I LOVE me some turkish delight.

It's 1.15 now.

I still haven't had breakfast, let alone lunch.

Too lazy to cook something.

Decided to blog instead.

I wish I lived in a hotel full time where I had room service.

Why cant I be on gossip girl? They all seem to live in hotels.

It's weird right? WEIRD.

Bali Villa !

YAY

My internet is back.

D and I went with some friends to Bali about a month ago.

It was the best.

I still have post holiday depression.

It was nice to have a week of hot weather.

We stayed at the Ayana Resort in Jimbaran Bay.

Here is the entry to the villa!

You can see my friend F at the door!

Fruit !

I love fruit in other countries.

It's more exciting!

Here is the bathroom!!

It's crazy big hey?

The rooms in Bali are the largest I've seen in the world.

It's mental.

Lots of space.

The bath looks outside over the Indian Ocean.

I wouldn't bath naked though.

Awkward.

Maybe I'm a prude?

I dunno

I'd close the blinds.

There was rose petals in the bath when we arrive.

HA.

ROMANTIC!!

Here is the pool outside area.

Im depressed looking at these photos.

Melbourne is so cold and WAHH.

We had so many delicious cocktails.

So so many.

I always go back to the trust mojito though.

I dunno what this was.

I THINK it was a berry mojito!

Delicious food on the first day after we checked in!

Wah

I miss BALI

:(

Ive never had post holiday blues like now.

It reeks.

Going through these photos isnt helping either.

WAHHHH

*CRRYYY*

New Chanel Bag yay.

Happy Tuesday!!

My internet has been capped so it will be a pain to do Bali posts.

I had this photo on my phone though so I thought I would blog it.

I bought this Chanel bag about 2 months ago?

But forgot to blog it.

I got some new sunnies too!!

Woo!

I love this bag because I can hide the chains and make it a clutch.

It's also nice and light.

My shoulders get so sore these days. Old LAY-DAY.

It also comes in a silver colour!

YAYAAYAYA

How good is the iPhone 4 camera?

It's pretty much on par with my point and shoot cam.

I am still here!!

I am still here and alive!!

Dying in the cold. Wah !

Just got back from Bali !

Had THE best time.

Might post some photos from the trip soon!

Some more photos from my phone.

I've been so lazy with the camera lately. I really cbf taking photos and just take random snaps with my iphone instead.

Taco and I went for breakfast last week.

I got lemon curd crepes with berries.

She got to watch me eat it.

I felt guilty.

She did try and eat some though.

Sneaky.

D's mum took me to Lionel Richie.

How exciting.

It was so much fun!

The sound was awesome and had a little dance.

I went with my friend A to Izakaya Den on Russell street for dinner.

There wasn't much I could eat.

All the vegetarian dishes weren't really clear on whether they had fish stock or not.

Like dashi and bonito or whatever?

I was excited by the panda glasses though.

My face doesn't really show this. It looks more like I just saw a ghost?

HAHA I dunno.

PANDA GLASSES.

Here is my apple, celery and walnut salad.

There were some currants in there too.

IMO, it needed about a billion times more celery.

I also had some sort of capsicum stir fry that tasted chinese food court.

The corn was nice though!

And I had some delicious salty rice.

I LOVE sake. It's so nice. I don't know why it's not more popular.

I had a sake mojito and then this bottle of sake.

For dessert we had the fondue and the black sesame brule.

I love black sesame so much.

It's so delicious.

Retro-licious fondue action!!

After dinner we went to Siglo and drank too much.

It all went downhill from there and I ended up at home with my head spinning.

I woke up on the couch the next day with this little piglet on my stomach.

I had my iphone there so I took a photo.

How I didn't want up from Taco sleeping on my stomach, I have no idea!!

I wonder how long she slept there?

So funny!

So cute hiding under the blankets.

I love her.

I went to chaddy today to help my friend K find a dress for her engagement party.

Maaaaan.

It's a nightmare on a Sunday.

Remind me never to do that again.

It was SOOOOO busy.

I hid in the corner at Lord of the Fries and had me some Canadian Poutin chips and a spicy burger to soak up all the alcohol.

So gross.

Im never drinking again! Until this Saturday.

One of my friends is giving up alcohol for lent.

Hardcore.

Are any of you guys giving up anything?

I was thinking about doing the urban remedy juice detox whatsy again.

I'm so lazy organizing it though.

I might go watch some more Parks and Recreation.

Good nighttttttt :)

Taking photos while sitting in the car.

In the last few days I have taken some photos while waiting in traffic.

I had my dental appointment the other day so I thought I would get some macarons on the way home.

I saw these on Je m'appelle Sophia's blog ( link in my blog roll -->) and they looked so cute!!

She has a link on her blog for the website and all the details.

It made me feel like I was back in Paris for a minute..

Macarons always look better than they taste.

Then D and I continued on with the renos and went to last minute places to choose tiles, paint colours etc.

I needed SUGAR to get through it so I got a CHERRY COKE and PRETZEL flavoured m&m's.

They were kinda salty crunchy.

I liked them.

Then chose shades of brown.

THRILLING

I got my nails did today.

Thought I would try a colour.

Wanted a pink but they were all at my mums.

Found this purple one from Kit.

Still scared of my nails.

Found this photo on my laptop from last December.

Did I post it?

I

LOVE

BALLOONS!!!!

Heard today that Chris Brown went nuts again and smashed a chair through a window.

That douche clearly hasn't learnt a thing.

Anger management classes did nothing.

What a moron.

Cannot stand him.

I'm still here!

Wahhhhh.

I'm still here..just.

I have the flu and now the doctor says I might have a stomach ulcer from taking too many nurofens when I had my wisdom teeth out.

Booo. I better lose a few kgs from all this vomiting.

I've been sick non stop since xmas and it reeks.

I've become a sook and need my mum here all the time to watch Atlanta Housewives with me and drive me to appointments and make sure I dont code blue. HA.

Thank jebus I have my trustly calming candle to keep my company at home..

I love rose scent.

Too sick to walk Taco so I took her to the dog park today so she could get some fresh air and have a wander.

When I'm sick I must wear biggest sloppiest clothes and biggest sunnies to cover feral face.

Lucky I bought this jumper from Sportsgirl in Perth last week.

It's been my best friend.

I've worn it 3 days in a row. GROSS.

It's pretty much winter here in Melbourne.

17 degrees.

What is that?

Here is Taco having a stand off with another pup.

While I try and keep warm and drink a coffee.

And tweet @ Nat from Freckle to the Left Blog that there is another goldie at the park named Oscar.

Nail polish is OPI - Red My Fortune Cookie

Look at this weird fish I found at the beach a few weeks back.

I'm gunna say its a blowfish or puffer fish.

FUGU!

Taco likes to roll in FUGU. I think the spikes feel nice for her.

Meanwhile I have a heart attack and tell her to get off.

TACO GET OFF FUGU!!!

I'm looking forward to another weekend in bed.

WAHH!

So over it

SO BORED.

I want to go out and do STUFFS!

I might take photos of random stuffs around the house to blog?

I dunno if that would be boring.

Hmm.

I'll see what I can find.

Have a nice weekend everyone!

I think it's def flu season so keep up the vitamins !

Old pics from ze iphone.

I went through Ds phone and found a bunch of photos from the past month.

Here are the flowers I got for valentines day.

Aww. I like how they wrapped it in black paper.

I like the weird green things in there too. I dunno what they are.

I don't think I've seen them in a florist before..

He also got me some cake and chocolates that I couldn't eat because of my wisdom teeth.

You can see the nurofen in the background. Hahahaha!!

My saviour. I would of died without it.

Little Taco got in the spirit of Valentines Day too.

For about 2 minutes. She doesn't like wearing clothes.

She's such a nudist.

Here are some photos from Crown.

I don't remember when exactly. It might of been a few days before I went to the dentist.

I remember going there because the food is very soft and easy to eat without chewing.

I LOVE SAKE!

All the beautiful Chinese New Year decorations.

Sorry it's a bit late.

Hahahaha

Looks so pretty!

I prefer these to the Christmas ones.

Here is me possessed by the casino devil.

"MUST GAMBLE NOW"

hahahahha

I tried to use the red eye function on iPhoto but it wouldn't work.

I used it on the photo up there but this one just wouldn't have a bar of it.

Wearing

um

The stripey top was from the mature section of DJs. Think it's called Hammock and Vine?

The sleeveless cape thingy is from Staple? Maybe? I got it from a random website I forget.

Jeans are S&B. Kinda look like leggings in this photo.

Shoes are old Country Road.

I love these and can walk in them for hours and hours and hours.

It's true what they say,

stripes add about 10kg.

But I'm okay with it.

Soundwave Perth

Hello!

Long time , no see.

I am back in Melbourne now. YAY.

The journey back was mammoth. Plane issues. Switching Planes.

Luggage not coming till the next day. Wahh!

Anyway. It's all over now.

I went to Perth over the weekend for Soundwave. Originally was planning to go to Melbourne but D couldn't get back here because of work so we went to Perth.

It was so much fun.

Glad I went to Perth instead. There were no lines and you could get close to the stages easily.

Apart from Slayer.

That was redic. I think they under estimated how popular Slayer are, or perhaps the band requested not to be on a main stage? I have no idea.

I had no idea what to wear. I hate dressing for hot weather. I prefer winter where I can cover all my skin.

I sent photos to my girl M who said to go with this option:

(Plz excuse the messy hotel room )

S&B top and shorts

Topshop sneakers

Hermes cuff

Raybans

I was in the 1% group that wasn't dressed in all black. Weird for me because I'm usually in all black. But it was so hot.

I didn't want sunstroke.

I even put on SPF!! If you are reading K, I hope you are proud of me.

Got there and sweated like a pig.

NICE!

So hard to handle after Melbourne had a week of 18 degrees weather. aka winter.

ETA- This photo is a bit gross. Look at my armpit vagina. It's like beyonces.

EWW

I got there around 4 and watched Slash, half of Slayer, ate drank and socialised with our awesome Perth friends!!

Then finally the sun went down and Iron Maiden came out!

WOO!

Such an amazing set.

TWO HOURS!!!

I wanted to hear Run to the Hills. It never happened.

Oh well.

It was still awesome!!

Wish I could go again.

I dunno if I will ever have a chance to see them again.

So glad I made the trip to Perth.

Was well worth it!!

I hate wisdom teeth!!

Hello!

I'm still alive! Only just!!

This past month has been effing horrid.

I had a tooth ache like crazy but I thought it'd go away.

Went to dentist. She said it was my wisdom coming through but I had to go for an x-ray.

Over the next few days it went to the worst pain of my lifeeeee!!

Got the x-rays.

Had to get all 4 out. WAH.

My face became so swollen they had to give me tablets to get the swelling down before my mouth could open.

SOOOOOOOO I had to go into hospital and get all 4 out under general.

Now I've been out of hospital for 8 days and the pain is EVEN WORSE.

Saw the surgeon today and turns out I got a "dry socket" and he shoved some shredded cloves in the hole that went down to my jaw bone. EW.

My mouth tastes off.

HURRY UP AND BE OVER.

I've been so sick from all the pain killers.

Im allergic to panadine forte and nurofen forte so I basically just sit here dying.

It's THE WORST PAIN EVER.

So now I sit here $3000 later and I'm still in pain.

I'd rather of got D to rip them out with a bloody set of pliers, shove some vodka on them, use the money to buy a new Chanel bag and call it a day.

$3000?!!?!

WAHHH!!!

I always thought in this country if you need surgery that isn't elective it was free.

I dunno.

Oh well.

Shit happens hey.

Anyway, I thought I would blog some photos now that I'm feeling less druggy.

YAY

Back in December, D and I went to a 60th at the Cuckoo in Mt Dandenong. Maybe Olinda? Not too sure.

Anyway. It best the BOMB.

It was so funny. We drank beer from "steins" ??! (huge mugs) and ate lots of potatoes.

I had potato patties, roast potatoes, chips, potato salad.

It was funny.

Then they had this dessert buffet. I thought it was funny to have jam and cream scones at night.

I liked the black poppy seed one the best.

They do a little music and weird kind of interaction with the audience and yodeling.

It was pretty funny.

I think if you go with a good group and drink lots of beer its heaps of fun!

Have you guys been? What did you think?

D is always so busy with work these days and I have no one to take my photos :S

I tried to take a photo in the lift but it's a bit dodgy.

Looks like I did a shit job of ironing my top.

Look at Taco in the corner!! hahahaha

I've been house bound for almost a month now. I'm so over it.

My face looks like Quagmire from Family Guy and I still have bruising.

If I go out people will think D has been bashing me.

HAHAHAHHA

Anyway, I need to get better ASAP so I can finish renovating the house we want to sell.

SMASHY SMASHY!

AND EAT GOOD NORMAL FOOD AGAIN.

SO SICK OF ICE CREAM AND YOGHURT AND BLOODY SOUPS AND SHIZ.

WAH.

I WANT MORE COCONUT MnMs

Mmmmm

Yum yum!

Hopefully when my face is back to normal I will have some more photos!!

Yuuzzzzzzzz

:)

Tell me all your wisdom teeth stories so I feel better knowing I'm not the only one.

YAY