Herrrrrrroooo

Hi there!

I am doing a post. yay.

I found some pics on my phone. The quality is amazing.

CANT YOU SEE? PROFESH!

I went to Chin Chins a few weeks back.

Penis Penis.

Ya dig??!

I ordered the DIY spring rolls.

They are delicious.

However they are so tight ass on the tofu bits.

Each spring rolls needs TWO tofus but they don't give enough tofu bits per wraps.

Tofu is cheap. No need to be so tight. This happens every time I order it.

Here is my delicious cocktail.

It is an ice ball inside a lychee with rose petals.

Who doesn't love lychee and rose?

SHOW ME THIS PERSON!

IMPOSSIBLE!!

I also had corn fritters and a curry. Then I rolled out of the place like a FATTY.

I may of also had a tofu slider downstairs while waiting for a table. ( 2 hours wait !! )

FATTTYYYY

Here is what I wore.

This shirt singlet combo makes me look a bit heffa in this pic.

I think it is the batwing sleeves.

Sportsgirl shirt

Sass & Bide singlet

Topshop skirt

Giuseppe Zanotti boots

Chanel Bag

Lovisa necklace

Hermes Cuff

We headed to siglo after dinner.

I always have my favourite cocktail : Charlie Chaplin.

It is the bomb dot com.

YESSSSS I said it.

Don't look in the background at that tiramisu that I smashed.

I SAID DONT LOOK!!!

PEACE SIGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNN

I love an over exposed photo. It makes me look ultra tan.

Which I am not.

On twitter, someone said it was shrove Tuesday.

I quickly got to the nearest cafe and had crepes.

Because it is kind of a form of pancakes and I love an excuse to eat them.

It was my cousins Birthday last week.

We had a BBQ.

I got some black heart balloons.

It kind of represents us.

HA!

See you all soon!!

xoxoxo

Instagram

I have been instagramming.

Who else does?

Tell me in the comments and I will follow you. YAYYAYAYYA

Here are some of my recent piccas.

delicious gelati from 7 apples. I had cherry and bubblegum.

cherry flavour things is the best flavour.

my little baby axl and his brother pepi.

this is when they were pups.

trying to eat healthier at breakfast.

porridge.

at siglo having some drinks in my yeti.

stroke the yeti.

stroke the yeti and you will get my laser beam eyes. ZZZzzzz

pom poms yo.

nini is a worm and wants to be picked up.

half healthy breakfast?

new clutchy make up purse whatsy from dotti.

what a steal.

laying out on the beach on day last week.

the dogs loved it like crazy. kept running around and barking at toddlers.

so awkward.

nini got kicked by a toddler years ago and now she has issues with kids.

its so embarrassing.

poor little kids want to pat the "puppy" and she gets all uppity.

CEASER MILAN, WHERE R JU?

Instagram is much easier than blogging.

I enjoy it.

When I remember to do it.

You should all give it a go.

It's free.

YAY

yaaaay seekerstate from LFW

pics from the sass and bide show at london fashion week are out.

it's a lot of colour for me to handle.

i think i am going to get the black dress in the third row...

and perhaps the multi colour shorts in the second row.

yay for new clothes!!

Baliiiiii

Yay. Finally got some Bali photos of friends sim card.

Bali pizzas

K and I went shopping in Seminyak one day.

Then went to Kudeta for pizzas for lunchhhhyyyyy.

The boys were out golfing.

SNORE.

I'd much prefer shopping and mojitos.

I had this delicious pizza,

The yellow stuff was supposed to be pear. Is pear this colour in asia?

Some sort of asian pear?

I dunno.

It didn't taste like a pear. It was nice but not like pearish.

It was more squishy.

Maybe it was POACHED?

K had this delicious pizza,

I think she approves?

THUMBS UP?!! DELICIOUSO PIZZAS!!!! MAMA MIA!! BIBBITY BOBBITY!! CIAO BELLA!

She is wearing:

Ray Ban sunnies

Hermes bangle

and I think the tee might of been from Miss Shop.

Nail polish was OPI but I cant remember which shade of orange.

She's so hilarious. She kept pulling out the strings from the inside of her top ( you know the ones to hook on the hanger?) and yelling "GYPSY BRIDE"

We took a photo of the Gypsy Bride look. Hopefully I can eventually get a copy.

YAY.

There was a massive sumo which I enjoyed.

Here I am casually leaning against a gong.

You know.

Nothing unusual.

Awkward lean blog??!!

Sportsgirl skirt

S&B singlet

Chanel sunnies & watch

Sam Eldeman sandals

Lovisa necklace

YAY.

I miss bali.

Hopefully the warm weather this weekend will cheer me up.

Cakey!!

On Saturday my friend K and I went to South Yarra to look at some fabric for my wedding dresssss. How unfun. I didnt find what I wanted but I DID get this delicious cakey from lux bite.

It was some sort of watermelon flavour.

I cant remember now!

I also had a lychee rose macaron and a peanut butter macaron.

Deliciouso!

Bali again.

Hey peeps~~!!

I got back from Bali a few weeks ago but I still don't have any photos.

My friend took them and I haven't gone over with a hard drive to copy them yet.

I keep forgetting!!

Here is two photos I took on my iphone.

Chillin at our villa in the Ayana Resort. My SECOND HOME :( :( :( I MISS U.

Wearing :

Tigerlily kaftan.

Lovisa necklace

Chanel sunnies

also wearing the welcome lei as a crown.

I took the photo below from the cave deck at the Rock Bar.

It's so nice!!

Even when I got attacked by a BAT and a CRAB.

Hello. Meet Axl !!

Hello.

Meet Axl.

D decided he needed another penis in the house so he bought Axl.

A boy dog. With a boy penis. Ew.

But I love him.

He fits in perfectly.

Taco and Axl are friends.

Thank god I haven't seen Axl's lipstick yet. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

My new perfume.

It smells like grass.

It's weird but good.

It changes after a few minutes and becomes sweeter.

Give it a go!

I got this random gift set from Sass & Bide.

I haven't tried La Mer before.

Have any of you guys tried it?

Please share experiences!

I will try them when I get back from Bali.

The Creme De La Mer smells like Nivea Creme.

I'm excited to try the serum!

I am addicted to Beverly Hills 90210.

I just got season 3 tonight! Cant wait to find out what happens.

I got a $122 parking ticket to get it so it better be good!!!

Oh Dylan. You're such a dream boat.

Will you stop your bad boy ways and get back with Brenda?

Will Donna and David be lovers forever?

I love Wagamamas

I always get the spicy yasai itame!

Delicious.

I also love the sweet potato kusabi!

So yummy.

I have always hated croissants. Recently I tried an almond croissants and now I'm a big fan.

I dont think I could ever do a plain or chocolate one though.

It's all about the almond greatness in the middle.

MMmmmmmm arsenicy.

Because of too many treats I now have to do this..

Urban Remedy Juice cleanse.

I start tomorrow.

I'm already starving.

Wah.

This time it has a soup.

I hate soups. I wish it was an option.

I might just drink it cold and see what happens.

I recently met some lovely blog peeps !!

I had a great night!!

Holly from Holly Pop blogged about it

Check it out here!!

Bali again

In Bali Tie Dye is necessary.

F and I hunted these bad boys down and wore matching tshirts to breakfast to be like an asian couple.

So many couples and families were all dressed matching and we had to join in the fun.

Except, no one else found it funny like we did.

People looked at us weird.

Our driver and butler thought we were crazy.

I wish I had a driver and butler in Australia.

D and I looked at this chapel to get married in but the lady said that even with the air con on, it gets warm in there with the afternoon sun.

I decided against it because I dont want to be hot and sweaty in my photos.

That'd be yuck.

Plus I don't want guests feeling sweaty and uncomfortable.

I miss my random breakfasts at the buffet.

Here I have a banana fritter, pancakes, some boiled snakefruit, pancakes, almond pastry, weird green rice cake which I love, macadamia nuts and strawberries!!

WAH.

So much fun.

I am watching the Australian Amazing Race now.

God that yellow team are something!!

Rock Bar, Bali

Our hotel had this awesome bar called The Rock Bar.

It was nice for sunset drinks and snacks.

You have to use a cable car to access it which freaked me out a lot. It wasnt that scary when I got on.

Here is a photo of a part of the bar from the top of the cliff.

The sun setting behind the clouds from the bar..

Edamame!

I love edamame. Who doesn't?

It's so much fun to eat and is healthy.

Whats not to love?

More snacks.

We ordered curly fries.

How funny. Haven't had these since the 90s.

We also had delicious cheese and jalapeno rolls. Yumm

Definitely worth the visit if you are in Bali.

No pics of me because I looked ultra bleugh.

UGH

ETA : It seems as thought D thought he'd be hilarious by sticking his finger up in that last photo.

Pls ignore.