matchy

Want this white leather Zara jacket.... then think i will need these Acne boots to be matchalicious.

I LIKE MATCHY MATCHY

too lazy to post wedding photos

wedding shoos

Givenchy Vittorias.



no stilettos heel sinking in the grass for me.....

nail polish was Chanel Orange Fizz and Miami Peach

Back from Bali !

SNEAK PEAK FROM THE WEDDING SHOTS



Thank you so much for all your wedding well wishes!!

I just got back to melby today and took a long nap, smashes some lord of the fries and now i'm onto watching revenge.
i am getting into it like crazy. there better be a second season. i love a bit of trash telly.

i have just starting going through the photographers photos. oh god they are bad.
i think ill probably only end up liking 4.
i seem to be pulling a stupid face or have my eyes closed in every one.

my bad.

Wedding!!

A quick snap shot from the wedding.
Taking from a cousins instagram.

Didn't expect cake to be this size. Look at my mini cake topper!!
Hahahhaah hilarious!

Back out to the pool now!

mexican din din

Ages ago I had some people over for some take away din dins.

My cousins helped me do an impromptu mexican decorated dining setting.

It was deliciousness. I love mexican food 4 eVa.

Recreating the opening scene to Bev Hills 90210

Hemmingway Daiquiris

I got these cool lil flower lights from Type for like $10.
Tacky cute.

Popsy the caboodle made an appearance.

In other news, Blogger seems to hate me. It keeps offing up my format and text and photos and shit is all over the shop. It's made me want to quite because it takes FOREVER to do a lil bloggy blog.

Does this happen to anyone else?

What I do wrong?

Also,

I have a lil afternoon delight for you guys, a lil picture of this fabulous outfit at comicon on Adrienne Curry. What does she do? Nothing? Thought so.

CLICKY CLICKY

YOU ARE WELCOME

XOXO

Wont be long...

till i'm in bali watching this :

   





















pretending to be a lima like this :

     

and getting married to this :

i makes the margaritas

some body got a new job. so i makes the margaritas to celebrate.

tequila, cointreu, lime, lemon, my dog. ha just kidding. thats for the dogs.

how do you make yours?

                   



















nini says " gimme my dog now"
its her crack.
gurl is obsessed.
she refuses the fancy healthy dog food in favour for the super market kind. is she really my daughter? i haven't taught her well.

 if any of you have a foot fetish please see below.

and voila, marts are ready. they always taste better in a bodum glass. keeps them extra gold. 

you can't have a room temperate marg. its just wrong.

                                               






















My fav boots for winter.
These Chloe boots are so damn comfy. I regret not getting them last year so I'm glad i got them this year.
I've worn them to death already.
i love you chloe boots.
i want them in all three colours.
who wan give me $3000?? WHO?

     

Fav winter kicks. they are so sparkly. they distract from my face and down to me feet. always a winner

they are still surviving. only just. 

my friend and i both knocked our full glasses on ourselves at the prince concert. my leg went numb from the ice. we are SPECIAL.

   




























How do you guys feel about lisianthus?
They last forever. I've had these for about two weeks now and i think they have another week left in them.
they remind me of roses.

 



















similar right? flowers are the bomb dot com.
why they no cheaper?
i bought a succulent today. i think it will be for my front door.
i will keep you all updated.

   

























i think i am going to go paint my face tranny styles now.
toodles

Din Dins

Yo bitchheezzz.

Long time, no see.

I am watching Giuliana and Bill.

She is very thin.

Ages ago, back in the good ol' days of summer. I had a lil BBQ with the girls.

Holly took some photos. FULL PROFESH STYLES.

I am sharing them with you because they were made the night look much nicer than it was.

Candle light has that effect.

I made some snazzy cocktails.

Mojito at the back and a Agwa Mule in the front. ( Agwa, Ginger Ale and Lime)

We had some delicious cheese. D'aff, St Agur, Holy Goat, cheddar and a tallegio that Nat bought. 

Here is me taking a photo of our argileh! I couldn't get it to work so I had to ask D. We got it going tho! Woo!!

My hair looks so flat here. Ew. I needed some bumble and bumble white powder spray.

Holly sent me this photo of Mez wiping something off my kitchen floor?

I have no idea what happened.

Dodgy bitches.

Nini says hi. She is plotting to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!

Roses and green tricks from the market.

Nini seems much happier when being receiving pats. Only in small amounts. She needs to get back to her planning. 

Wyn Tang is here pouring the bubbleeehhhhh.

Look at my fancy salad. HA!

Everything looks nicer in low light.

Here is Nat. She says hi. Look how nice her skin is. What a bitch.

CAPRESEEEEEE

So delicious.

Yum.

The rest of the night go really messy. Photos will remain hidden forever.

Including but not limited to :

Shots

Mexican dress ups

Yeti dress ups

yekelele jam offs

sing star comps

whitney houston sing offs

xtina dance offs

I think my neighbours hate me.

It's very rare all five of us are free on the same night, so when it happens its awesome!

Miss you ladiesssss

xooxox

Herrrrrrroooo

Hi there!

I am doing a post. yay.

I found some pics on my phone. The quality is amazing.

CANT YOU SEE? PROFESH!

I went to Chin Chins a few weeks back.

Penis Penis.

Ya dig??!

I ordered the DIY spring rolls.

They are delicious.

However they are so tight ass on the tofu bits.

Each spring rolls needs TWO tofus but they don't give enough tofu bits per wraps.

Tofu is cheap. No need to be so tight. This happens every time I order it.

Here is my delicious cocktail.

It is an ice ball inside a lychee with rose petals.

Who doesn't love lychee and rose?

SHOW ME THIS PERSON!

IMPOSSIBLE!!

I also had corn fritters and a curry. Then I rolled out of the place like a FATTY.

I may of also had a tofu slider downstairs while waiting for a table. ( 2 hours wait !! )

FATTTYYYY

Here is what I wore.

This shirt singlet combo makes me look a bit heffa in this pic.

I think it is the batwing sleeves.

Sportsgirl shirt

Sass & Bide singlet

Topshop skirt

Giuseppe Zanotti boots

Chanel Bag

Lovisa necklace

Hermes Cuff

We headed to siglo after dinner.

I always have my favourite cocktail : Charlie Chaplin.

It is the bomb dot com.

YESSSSS I said it.

Don't look in the background at that tiramisu that I smashed.

I SAID DONT LOOK!!!

PEACE SIGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNN

I love an over exposed photo. It makes me look ultra tan.

Which I am not.

On twitter, someone said it was shrove Tuesday.

I quickly got to the nearest cafe and had crepes.

Because it is kind of a form of pancakes and I love an excuse to eat them.

It was my cousins Birthday last week.

We had a BBQ.

I got some black heart balloons.

It kind of represents us.

HA!

See you all soon!!

xoxoxo

Instagram

I have been instagramming.

Who else does?

Tell me in the comments and I will follow you. YAYYAYAYYA

Here are some of my recent piccas.

delicious gelati from 7 apples. I had cherry and bubblegum.

cherry flavour things is the best flavour.

my little baby axl and his brother pepi.

this is when they were pups.

trying to eat healthier at breakfast.

porridge.

at siglo having some drinks in my yeti.

stroke the yeti.

stroke the yeti and you will get my laser beam eyes. ZZZzzzz

pom poms yo.

nini is a worm and wants to be picked up.

half healthy breakfast?

new clutchy make up purse whatsy from dotti.

what a steal.

laying out on the beach on day last week.

the dogs loved it like crazy. kept running around and barking at toddlers.

so awkward.

nini got kicked by a toddler years ago and now she has issues with kids.

its so embarrassing.

poor little kids want to pat the "puppy" and she gets all uppity.

CEASER MILAN, WHERE R JU?

Instagram is much easier than blogging.

I enjoy it.

When I remember to do it.

You should all give it a go.

It's free.

YAY