Kudeta

when in bali, we go to kudeta.

it always has different decorations which keeps it fun.

must run to bar first thing.

happy now that i have drink. awks face. bad hair - don't care.

sunsets and sand. kieran taking a photo of.

side bar.

KDT

espresso martini. was yummy. tasted too eggy for me. had to pass it on. had a chocolate on the side. odd.

lychee rose martini. zoo good. its like turkish delight in a cup and i love it.

holly says hi

maryanne gives me the side eye. i think now is the moment where her husband would like me to clarify that she is holding a mocktail.

alicia tries to seduce the camera

pink skies no lies

group shot. BALLLIIIIII !!!

lots of floating lanterns. some weird orb in the middle

PEACE YO

jump shot!

Now i am going to try and figure out how to reply to comments on blogger.

i have instructions.

wish me luck

Bridal Shower

In Bali, I had a bridal shower.  The invites looked like this: 

It was in our villa which looked like this :

There was fluffing of pom poms

There was lots of champppss                                                                             

There was more alcohol. Strawberry daqs with straws that had hello kitty on them.
They would go soggy half way through but we all pretended it didn't for the sake of cuteness.

There was a faux flower bouquet with hello kitties on it.

bom dot com

   

 In this photo it looks like i am caressing my boob. but it is my gut really. holly next to me is caressing her thigh. odd. maybe she got turned on by the thought of bridal bingo.

My headpiece was from limedrop. it broke though and i dunno how to fix it. sad days.

happy lab candies for all.

There was fooooods, (boobs with nipples HA)

And more foods, ( willys with green fungal infection)

I was made to wear an ugly sash for a small period of time.

my lil dress is from free people and my cuff is sass and bide.

there was more silly games.
this looks like what i imagine an african tribe members huge dong to look like.
but get your minds out of the gutter, it was just a tennis ball in a stocking.

There was sweets and they were delicious.

There was more daiquiris.
Delicious

There was relaxing by the pool.
Sarah is pulling some weird unhappy face and fran and alicia are finding this funny.
Must find out the condo deets
Maybe they are discussing how their outfits all match. The Blue Crew.

Here is a group photo.

Fun times were had by all.
D's cousin took the photos.
Isn't she good?
Thank god for her or otherwise I'd have no photos.
I didn't take 1 photo the whole time war were in Bali.
All my posts will be with hand me down pics.

Okay
I am going to go get a chinese massage now.
Toodles

want

Want these Isabel Marant boots.
Net a Porter already sold out of my size.
Probably a good thing.
I shouldn't buy more shoes.

Maybe I should of made that into a Haiku.


SO excited for red carpets tonight.
emmys and brownlow.
most excited for tacky browlow awesomeness.
should be fun.

chillin in the villa

Here we are a meerkats.

Here we are muscle men.

Please note my leopard print faux bans. $4

My sunnies got lost on the second day in bali :( :( :(

Rock Bar

Two days after the wedding we had a night at rock bar to say thanks to everyone who came to the wedding and give us a chance to chat to people more.

I love rock bar. so fun. 

I saw no crabs or bats this time. Balls.

Here I am with my friend Francesca!
FRAANNNNNNN WAHHHHH
SHE IS COMING TO STAY WITH ME IN A FEW WEEKS AND I AM SO EXCITED.
You may remember her from my Bali trip from last year.
AYANA
WAHHH
PEPI
WAHHH
CRAZY CAT
WAHH
She will get this.

I wore this sass and bide dress tucked into some sparkly shorts that I cannot remember the brand of.
They are in the other room.
way too far to go and check label.
If you look really close you can see my wedding gift from D.
A silver collier de chien.
I will have to take a photo of it.
YAY

Group shot.
Please not all the curly fries have been eaten.
Mez, you will note that you cannot see your nipple in this one.
Also note her tan has improved heaps from the first day.
Good work.

Kiz's dad took all these photos.
He took a shot of the cave area too.

He was almost my official bali photog.

Is everyone sick of bali yet?

I need someone to take some photos of me now.
Maybe I can get Kiz's dad to become my full time photog.
Then I could become a gnarly frequent poster.


ALSO
IN OTHER EXCITING NEWS
I AM PAINTING THE FIREPLACE
Get excited.
I love a DIY

welcome drinks

We had welcome drinks on the first night in BALI and I feel sad looking at these photos.
I miss BALI
WAH
Maybe because its still cold here in melby.
Plus there isn't a mojito in my hand 24/7 here.
Balls.

I wore this Marena Y Sol kaftan and felt like a Kardashian in Dubai.
A low budget one.


Oh yeah, that is D looking like a knob head "photo bombing" us.

Need to find someone who can photoshop.

yaysies

yaysies

i miss my wedding.

i wish i could do it again.

sad face

matchy

Want this white leather Zara jacket.... then think i will need these Acne boots to be matchalicious.

I LIKE MATCHY MATCHY

too lazy to post wedding photos

wedding shoos

Givenchy Vittorias.



no stilettos heel sinking in the grass for me.....

nail polish was Chanel Orange Fizz and Miami Peach

Back from Bali !

SNEAK PEAK FROM THE WEDDING SHOTS



Thank you so much for all your wedding well wishes!!

I just got back to melby today and took a long nap, smashes some lord of the fries and now i'm onto watching revenge.
i am getting into it like crazy. there better be a second season. i love a bit of trash telly.

i have just starting going through the photographers photos. oh god they are bad.
i think ill probably only end up liking 4.
i seem to be pulling a stupid face or have my eyes closed in every one.

my bad.

Wedding!!

A quick snap shot from the wedding.
Taking from a cousins instagram.

Didn't expect cake to be this size. Look at my mini cake topper!!
Hahahhaah hilarious!

Back out to the pool now!