Hello. Meet Axl !!

Hello.

Meet Axl.

D decided he needed another penis in the house so he bought Axl.

A boy dog. With a boy penis. Ew.

But I love him.

He fits in perfectly.

Taco and Axl are friends.

Thank god I haven't seen Axl's lipstick yet. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

My new perfume.

It smells like grass.

It's weird but good.

It changes after a few minutes and becomes sweeter.

Give it a go!

I got this random gift set from Sass & Bide.

I haven't tried La Mer before.

Have any of you guys tried it?

Please share experiences!

I will try them when I get back from Bali.

The Creme De La Mer smells like Nivea Creme.

I'm excited to try the serum!

I am addicted to Beverly Hills 90210.

I just got season 3 tonight! Cant wait to find out what happens.

I got a $122 parking ticket to get it so it better be good!!!

Oh Dylan. You're such a dream boat.

Will you stop your bad boy ways and get back with Brenda?

Will Donna and David be lovers forever?

I love Wagamamas

I always get the spicy yasai itame!

Delicious.

I also love the sweet potato kusabi!

So yummy.

I have always hated croissants. Recently I tried an almond croissants and now I'm a big fan.

I dont think I could ever do a plain or chocolate one though.

It's all about the almond greatness in the middle.

MMmmmmmm arsenicy.

Because of too many treats I now have to do this..

Urban Remedy Juice cleanse.

I start tomorrow.

I'm already starving.

Wah.

This time it has a soup.

I hate soups. I wish it was an option.

I might just drink it cold and see what happens.

I recently met some lovely blog peeps !!

I had a great night!!

Holly from Holly Pop blogged about it

Check it out here!!

Bali again

In Bali Tie Dye is necessary.

F and I hunted these bad boys down and wore matching tshirts to breakfast to be like an asian couple.

So many couples and families were all dressed matching and we had to join in the fun.

Except, no one else found it funny like we did.

People looked at us weird.

Our driver and butler thought we were crazy.

I wish I had a driver and butler in Australia.

D and I looked at this chapel to get married in but the lady said that even with the air con on, it gets warm in there with the afternoon sun.

I decided against it because I dont want to be hot and sweaty in my photos.

That'd be yuck.

Plus I don't want guests feeling sweaty and uncomfortable.

I miss my random breakfasts at the buffet.

Here I have a banana fritter, pancakes, some boiled snakefruit, pancakes, almond pastry, weird green rice cake which I love, macadamia nuts and strawberries!!

WAH.

So much fun.

I am watching the Australian Amazing Race now.

God that yellow team are something!!

Rock Bar, Bali

Our hotel had this awesome bar called The Rock Bar.

It was nice for sunset drinks and snacks.

You have to use a cable car to access it which freaked me out a lot. It wasnt that scary when I got on.

Here is a photo of a part of the bar from the top of the cliff.

The sun setting behind the clouds from the bar..

Edamame!

I love edamame. Who doesn't?

It's so much fun to eat and is healthy.

Whats not to love?

More snacks.

We ordered curly fries.

How funny. Haven't had these since the 90s.

We also had delicious cheese and jalapeno rolls. Yumm

Definitely worth the visit if you are in Bali.

No pics of me because I looked ultra bleugh.

UGH

ETA : It seems as thought D thought he'd be hilarious by sticking his finger up in that last photo.

Pls ignore.

Bali breakfasts and Ku De Ta

These were the best crepes ever.

Banana and Peanut Butter.

Amazing.

I wish I could eat them every day.

Wah.

Cute little fruit platter.

I LOVE fresh guava juice. Wish we could get it here. All that guava juice at the supermarkets is foul and super sweet sugary grossness. BLEUGH.

Cool glasses though yeah?

I think they chilled the silver bit and then you slide your glass in and it helps to keep it coolish.

I want them.

One of the swimming pools at the resort..

We decided to play tennis and after getting ready I went to put my sneakers on and realised i had accidently packed TWO LEFT FEET.

UGHHHh.

So annoying.

I could of cried. and laughed. I think we laughed and cried for about 10 minutes.

I played half the game with two left feet and the other half with one shoe on, one shoe off.

Our butler Pepi thought I bought the runners in Kuta and got ripped off because they gave me two different shoes.

HAHAHA.

PEPI!!

NO! IT WAS JUST MY STUPIDITY.

EASILY DONE THOUGH YEAH?!

RIGHT?

We went to Ku De Ta one night because everybody talks about it.

It's a nice place.

We had many cocktails.

I had a trusty mojito.

SWEATY FACE.

I don't handle heat well.

But then our waiter suggest I try this lychee rose martini.

It is now known as " best cocktail ever"

I think about it a lot.

I never knew that I liked rose flavour drinks. I usually avoid them on a menu.

But they taste like TURKISH DELIGHT and I LOVE me some turkish delight.

It's 1.15 now.

I still haven't had breakfast, let alone lunch.

Too lazy to cook something.

Decided to blog instead.

I wish I lived in a hotel full time where I had room service.

Why cant I be on gossip girl? They all seem to live in hotels.

It's weird right? WEIRD.

Bali Villa !

YAY

My internet is back.

D and I went with some friends to Bali about a month ago.

It was the best.

I still have post holiday depression.

It was nice to have a week of hot weather.

We stayed at the Ayana Resort in Jimbaran Bay.

Here is the entry to the villa!

You can see my friend F at the door!

Fruit !

I love fruit in other countries.

It's more exciting!

Here is the bathroom!!

It's crazy big hey?

The rooms in Bali are the largest I've seen in the world.

It's mental.

Lots of space.

The bath looks outside over the Indian Ocean.

I wouldn't bath naked though.

Awkward.

Maybe I'm a prude?

I dunno

I'd close the blinds.

There was rose petals in the bath when we arrive.

HA.

ROMANTIC!!

Here is the pool outside area.

Im depressed looking at these photos.

Melbourne is so cold and WAHH.

We had so many delicious cocktails.

So so many.

I always go back to the trust mojito though.

I dunno what this was.

I THINK it was a berry mojito!

Delicious food on the first day after we checked in!

Wah

I miss BALI

:(

Ive never had post holiday blues like now.

It reeks.

Going through these photos isnt helping either.

WAHHHH

*CRRYYY*

New Chanel Bag yay.

Happy Tuesday!!

My internet has been capped so it will be a pain to do Bali posts.

I had this photo on my phone though so I thought I would blog it.

I bought this Chanel bag about 2 months ago?

But forgot to blog it.

I got some new sunnies too!!

Woo!

I love this bag because I can hide the chains and make it a clutch.

It's also nice and light.

My shoulders get so sore these days. Old LAY-DAY.

It also comes in a silver colour!

YAYAAYAYA

How good is the iPhone 4 camera?

It's pretty much on par with my point and shoot cam.

I am still here!!

I am still here and alive!!

Dying in the cold. Wah !

Just got back from Bali !

Had THE best time.

Might post some photos from the trip soon!

Some more photos from my phone.

I've been so lazy with the camera lately. I really cbf taking photos and just take random snaps with my iphone instead.

Taco and I went for breakfast last week.

I got lemon curd crepes with berries.

She got to watch me eat it.

I felt guilty.

She did try and eat some though.

Sneaky.

D's mum took me to Lionel Richie.

How exciting.

It was so much fun!

The sound was awesome and had a little dance.

I went with my friend A to Izakaya Den on Russell street for dinner.

There wasn't much I could eat.

All the vegetarian dishes weren't really clear on whether they had fish stock or not.

Like dashi and bonito or whatever?

I was excited by the panda glasses though.

My face doesn't really show this. It looks more like I just saw a ghost?

HAHA I dunno.

PANDA GLASSES.

Here is my apple, celery and walnut salad.

There were some currants in there too.

IMO, it needed about a billion times more celery.

I also had some sort of capsicum stir fry that tasted chinese food court.

The corn was nice though!

And I had some delicious salty rice.

I LOVE sake. It's so nice. I don't know why it's not more popular.

I had a sake mojito and then this bottle of sake.

For dessert we had the fondue and the black sesame brule.

I love black sesame so much.

It's so delicious.

Retro-licious fondue action!!

After dinner we went to Siglo and drank too much.

It all went downhill from there and I ended up at home with my head spinning.

I woke up on the couch the next day with this little piglet on my stomach.

I had my iphone there so I took a photo.

How I didn't want up from Taco sleeping on my stomach, I have no idea!!

I wonder how long she slept there?

So funny!

So cute hiding under the blankets.

I love her.

I went to chaddy today to help my friend K find a dress for her engagement party.

Maaaaan.

It's a nightmare on a Sunday.

Remind me never to do that again.

It was SOOOOO busy.

I hid in the corner at Lord of the Fries and had me some Canadian Poutin chips and a spicy burger to soak up all the alcohol.

So gross.

Im never drinking again! Until this Saturday.

One of my friends is giving up alcohol for lent.

Hardcore.

Are any of you guys giving up anything?

I was thinking about doing the urban remedy juice detox whatsy again.

I'm so lazy organizing it though.

I might go watch some more Parks and Recreation.

Good nighttttttt :)

Taking photos while sitting in the car.

In the last few days I have taken some photos while waiting in traffic.

I had my dental appointment the other day so I thought I would get some macarons on the way home.

I saw these on Je m'appelle Sophia's blog ( link in my blog roll -->) and they looked so cute!!

She has a link on her blog for the website and all the details.

It made me feel like I was back in Paris for a minute..

Macarons always look better than they taste.

Then D and I continued on with the renos and went to last minute places to choose tiles, paint colours etc.

I needed SUGAR to get through it so I got a CHERRY COKE and PRETZEL flavoured m&m's.

They were kinda salty crunchy.

I liked them.

Then chose shades of brown.

THRILLING

I got my nails did today.

Thought I would try a colour.

Wanted a pink but they were all at my mums.

Found this purple one from Kit.

Still scared of my nails.

Found this photo on my laptop from last December.

Did I post it?

I

LOVE

BALLOONS!!!!

Heard today that Chris Brown went nuts again and smashed a chair through a window.

That douche clearly hasn't learnt a thing.

Anger management classes did nothing.

What a moron.

Cannot stand him.

I'm still here!

Wahhhhh.

I'm still here..just.

I have the flu and now the doctor says I might have a stomach ulcer from taking too many nurofens when I had my wisdom teeth out.

Booo. I better lose a few kgs from all this vomiting.

I've been sick non stop since xmas and it reeks.

I've become a sook and need my mum here all the time to watch Atlanta Housewives with me and drive me to appointments and make sure I dont code blue. HA.

Thank jebus I have my trustly calming candle to keep my company at home..

I love rose scent.

Too sick to walk Taco so I took her to the dog park today so she could get some fresh air and have a wander.

When I'm sick I must wear biggest sloppiest clothes and biggest sunnies to cover feral face.

Lucky I bought this jumper from Sportsgirl in Perth last week.

It's been my best friend.

I've worn it 3 days in a row. GROSS.

It's pretty much winter here in Melbourne.

17 degrees.

What is that?

Here is Taco having a stand off with another pup.

While I try and keep warm and drink a coffee.

And tweet @ Nat from Freckle to the Left Blog that there is another goldie at the park named Oscar.

Nail polish is OPI - Red My Fortune Cookie

Look at this weird fish I found at the beach a few weeks back.

I'm gunna say its a blowfish or puffer fish.

FUGU!

Taco likes to roll in FUGU. I think the spikes feel nice for her.

Meanwhile I have a heart attack and tell her to get off.

TACO GET OFF FUGU!!!

I'm looking forward to another weekend in bed.

WAHH!

So over it

SO BORED.

I want to go out and do STUFFS!

I might take photos of random stuffs around the house to blog?

I dunno if that would be boring.

Hmm.

I'll see what I can find.

Have a nice weekend everyone!

I think it's def flu season so keep up the vitamins !