hawaii pt2

we hired a car and drove to waimea bay for snorkelling.

is that how you spell it? I'm too lazy to google spelling right now.

so dizzy. think i might have vertigo

i have no idea why i thought id try and blog right now. 

this could make no sense overall.

amazing no?

we saw all sorts of crazy fish and even a huge ass TURTLE!!! kate found it and we all came a swimming as fast as we could.
we had a dodgy $8 underwater disposable camera and took photos. ill have to find it and get them developed. probably shit as.

after we snorkelled kate and i got the buggy back up the cliff and the guys walked.
losers.
they took this snap of us as we drove past and i think its one of the funniest photos of me ever
i think i was just horrified that kieran would take a photo of me looking so horrible.
but its hilarious.
NO HAIR DRYER
WHY

mcqueen scarf cover my beach hair.

also stop it from getting in my face.
being in the backseat of a convertible is not fun.
u just get slapped in the face by the wind

look at the mist on top of the hills.
crazy.
i felt like i was in Lost. even thought I have never seen the show.

here we are up on the north shore but it was starting to rain so we didn't swim.
the waves were mental and i was too scared to even go knee deep.

dion thinks he is a pirate.
actually, he thinks this pretty often now that i am thinking about it.

here we try and be comical in photos.

if only they were in focus.

i am super human

finally, BEACH HAIR DONT CARE
no make up.
thank fuck i had lash extensions.
dions sleazy moustache

i already miss you hawaii.

kates bridal shower

Hi there.

Here are some photos from mates bridal shower.

i didn't have any time to take any photos all day! NOT ONE. boo.  so i have found some photos taken from other people. 

it was a mexican theme. duh.

we got catering from blue corn in st kilda and it was so delicious.

desserts were by lux bite.

i wish i had time to eat them all.

Hi kate.
you love your tackalicious sash and you know it.
bridal showers are not the occasion for classiness. its tacky fun all the way.
i got this sash custom made from etsy.
you know you want one.

it was so damn hot it was painful. it was 39 degrees. we were all dripping in sweat. it was sexy.

kates niece is half aussie and half japanese.
she looks like she was not having a bar of it but she was loving it.

Hello flowers. how are you handling the heat?

here i made a little bar area and served strawberry and lychee mojitos and pina coladas.

does a big bowl of limes get you going?
it does for me.

For floral decorations i got a few wooden boxes from daiso and sarahs farm and spray painted them. chucked some yuccas in from the garden.
FAN-CY

Here is me making zee drinks.
It was too hot for a bra.
My boob is kinda slopping over to the left.
You may all be happy to know that I am starting to wear real bras now.
they are painful but i am trying to stick with it.

we played many a bridal shower game.
we played bridal bingo that spread over 4 rooms.
there was a lot of shouting to get all the words to 50 people

this one here is a game where you put a certain amount of ping pong balls into an empty tissue box and the first one to get them all out wins. simple yet hilarious to watch some people shake their rump.

can't have a bridal shower without the toilet paper dress competition!!!
you'll have to guess who kate chose as the winner.
oh the suspense.

after lunch we went to crown and saw the princes of the night burlesque show.
it was the funniest thing i have ever seen.
i would definitely recommend for a hens.
its hilarious!!! and there is no penis so its fine for the oldies.

then after that we all met up with the guys from their bucks day at silk road.
we had a private room upstairs and had snacks and what not.
it was such a fun day.


at 10pm it was still 37 and i was dying. sweating like a whore in church.
here is sarah and me.
god I'm ageing.

and here is the bride and groom.
i think he is looking for something on her neck. or giving a hicky.
or you know just being all nice and lovey
HA
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yay i am blogging
bloggity blog



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give up

Rock Bar

Two days after the wedding we had a night at rock bar to say thanks to everyone who came to the wedding and give us a chance to chat to people more.

I love rock bar. so fun. 

I saw no crabs or bats this time. Balls.

Here I am with my friend Francesca!
FRAANNNNNNN WAHHHHH
SHE IS COMING TO STAY WITH ME IN A FEW WEEKS AND I AM SO EXCITED.
You may remember her from my Bali trip from last year.
AYANA
WAHHH
PEPI
WAHHH
CRAZY CAT
WAHH
She will get this.

I wore this sass and bide dress tucked into some sparkly shorts that I cannot remember the brand of.
They are in the other room.
way too far to go and check label.
If you look really close you can see my wedding gift from D.
A silver collier de chien.
I will have to take a photo of it.
YAY

Group shot.
Please not all the curly fries have been eaten.
Mez, you will note that you cannot see your nipple in this one.
Also note her tan has improved heaps from the first day.
Good work.

Kiz's dad took all these photos.
He took a shot of the cave area too.

He was almost my official bali photog.

Is everyone sick of bali yet?

I need someone to take some photos of me now.
Maybe I can get Kiz's dad to become my full time photog.
Then I could become a gnarly frequent poster.


ALSO
IN OTHER EXCITING NEWS
I AM PAINTING THE FIREPLACE
Get excited.
I love a DIY

Some more photos from my phone.

I've been so lazy with the camera lately. I really cbf taking photos and just take random snaps with my iphone instead.

Taco and I went for breakfast last week.

I got lemon curd crepes with berries.

She got to watch me eat it.

I felt guilty.

She did try and eat some though.

Sneaky.

D's mum took me to Lionel Richie.

How exciting.

It was so much fun!

The sound was awesome and had a little dance.

I went with my friend A to Izakaya Den on Russell street for dinner.

There wasn't much I could eat.

All the vegetarian dishes weren't really clear on whether they had fish stock or not.

Like dashi and bonito or whatever?

I was excited by the panda glasses though.

My face doesn't really show this. It looks more like I just saw a ghost?

HAHA I dunno.

PANDA GLASSES.

Here is my apple, celery and walnut salad.

There were some currants in there too.

IMO, it needed about a billion times more celery.

I also had some sort of capsicum stir fry that tasted chinese food court.

The corn was nice though!

And I had some delicious salty rice.

I LOVE sake. It's so nice. I don't know why it's not more popular.

I had a sake mojito and then this bottle of sake.

For dessert we had the fondue and the black sesame brule.

I love black sesame so much.

It's so delicious.

Retro-licious fondue action!!

After dinner we went to Siglo and drank too much.

It all went downhill from there and I ended up at home with my head spinning.

I woke up on the couch the next day with this little piglet on my stomach.

I had my iphone there so I took a photo.

How I didn't want up from Taco sleeping on my stomach, I have no idea!!

I wonder how long she slept there?

So funny!

So cute hiding under the blankets.

I love her.

I went to chaddy today to help my friend K find a dress for her engagement party.

Maaaaan.

It's a nightmare on a Sunday.

Remind me never to do that again.

It was SOOOOO busy.

I hid in the corner at Lord of the Fries and had me some Canadian Poutin chips and a spicy burger to soak up all the alcohol.

So gross.

Im never drinking again! Until this Saturday.

One of my friends is giving up alcohol for lent.

Hardcore.

Are any of you guys giving up anything?

I was thinking about doing the urban remedy juice detox whatsy again.

I'm so lazy organizing it though.

I might go watch some more Parks and Recreation.

Good nighttttttt :)

It was my Birthday. heeee

Hello.

It was my birthday a few weeks ago.

30th of December to be exact.

D got me balloons.

He also got me a cake for breakfast.

I find it hard to eat in the morning but I made an exception.

I wonder why he chose green candles?

He is an interesting one.

AND

I got a PRESEEEEENNNTTTTTTTTTTT.

yayayayaaya

I got a new purse

It's the baby version of the classic flap.

Forgot to take a photo.

Will take one soon.

Just imagine it for now.

We went to Nobu for dinner.

Where else? WHERE ELSE?

I think I only eat at the same 5 restaurants.

PEACE SIGN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love Sake!

I find it so weird that people dont like sake.

SAKEEEEEEE.

mmm It's one of my favourite alcohols for sure.

I've never tried warm sake though. Too scared.

I want this cool roof feature in my house.

Some sort of weird crispy oyster dish that the meat eaters had.

One of my favourite things is maraschino cherries. Where can I buy these?

I can only find glaze ones at coles.

I had this shochu cocktail with an ice ball in it.

ICE BALL.

hehehehheeeeeee

Some dessertssssssss..

There was no photo of my outfit with crazy pants so you will have to look at a group photo.

I had to blur peoples faces because who knows if they want to be on my blog or not?

Probs not.

Is there some random lady doing a peace sign in the background?

That's kinda rude.

I just noticed.

How tacky.

I find it odd when drunk people like to include themselves in strangers photos.

Crazy pantttttttttsssss!!

They make me look about 10kg heavier but I am trying to be okay with that.

I think I need to go back and photoshop the drunk bogan out.

She ruined my family photo.

Ha.

I also got the necklace I am wearing from a dear friend. I think it was from Alpha60.

See the pink bag I am carrying?

I also got an Alexander Mcqueen Scarf !! Woo.

Am I spoilt or what?

Thanks K1 & K2.

You guys are the bomb.

K1s grandpa just passed away this morning.

We will all be thinking of you sweetie!

xoxoxoxoxoxo