Hawaii

blogger does my head in with this formatting and what not.

does it happen to anyone else?

it won't let me type where i want to type and puts my photos all over the shop.

anyways

back in april, i went to hawaii.

with my husband and some friends.

it was awesome.

i love hawaii.

it was my fourth trip. still haven't left oahu. lazy.

anyway, we stayed at the trust kahala resort. i like it. but i have stayed here every time so i can't compare.

there are weird turtles. feel bad for them.

here we are at the cheesecake factory. we ate so much food it should not be mentioned.
the staff i think were annoyed at our over ordering but we wanted to try lots of things.
whats it to them.
here you can see D and K lady and the tramping some nachos.
with their stupid " hawaii moustaches" that they had the WHOLE TIME in honour of miami vice.
it was really unattractive.

here i am eating some garlic noodles, or spaghetti, if you will.

i love spaghetti aglio olio. its my fav shit.

does anyone else miss when perez hilton was funny? and scribbled shit on peoples faces and was bitchy? now he is so boring and moral. snooze

here we go back to the hotel and its weird fish ponds with sting rays.

bindi says hi.

it also has some dolphins.

sad no? whats your thoughts? i felt bad.

we swam with them. and by swim, i mean you just kind of wade around while they do stuff.

i mean, they seem happy enough but surely they miss the freedom of the ocean?

the hotel had no espresso.

whats with that? 

we had to go to the local mall to get starbucks.

in america its called a mall.

learning new things? you can thank me later.

   kate got some cute new sandals at balenciaga at the ala moana mall.
   she loves a t bar.

  here we are back at the cheesecake factory. thank you blogger for the nice rearranging of my photos.
we are smashing a cheese and spinach dip.

here we are back at the mall eating a PB & J.
AMERICA

we followed this creepy guy down a dark ally to shoot guns......and the guy with the sign came too. BOOOM TISH. burnnnnnn D buurrrrnn.
hahahahaha

i shot all sorts of guns , revolver, glock, m4 and more. i can pretty much join the specials ops now.

if you look closely you can see a trail of stairs that go up the mountain.
some raving lunatics do this as their daily exercise.

my favourite place on earth.

miss you whole foods with a small "o"

want

Want these Isabel Marant boots.
Net a Porter already sold out of my size.
Probably a good thing.
I shouldn't buy more shoes.

Maybe I should of made that into a Haiku.


SO excited for red carpets tonight.
emmys and brownlow.
most excited for tacky browlow awesomeness.
should be fun.

wedding shoos

Givenchy Vittorias.



no stilettos heel sinking in the grass for me.....

nail polish was Chanel Orange Fizz and Miami Peach

i makes the margaritas

some body got a new job. so i makes the margaritas to celebrate.

tequila, cointreu, lime, lemon, my dog. ha just kidding. thats for the dogs.

how do you make yours?

                   



















nini says " gimme my dog now"
its her crack.
gurl is obsessed.
she refuses the fancy healthy dog food in favour for the super market kind. is she really my daughter? i haven't taught her well.

 if any of you have a foot fetish please see below.

and voila, marts are ready. they always taste better in a bodum glass. keeps them extra gold. 

you can't have a room temperate marg. its just wrong.

                                               






















My fav boots for winter.
These Chloe boots are so damn comfy. I regret not getting them last year so I'm glad i got them this year.
I've worn them to death already.
i love you chloe boots.
i want them in all three colours.
who wan give me $3000?? WHO?

     

Fav winter kicks. they are so sparkly. they distract from my face and down to me feet. always a winner

they are still surviving. only just. 

my friend and i both knocked our full glasses on ourselves at the prince concert. my leg went numb from the ice. we are SPECIAL.

   




























How do you guys feel about lisianthus?
They last forever. I've had these for about two weeks now and i think they have another week left in them.
they remind me of roses.

 



















similar right? flowers are the bomb dot com.
why they no cheaper?
i bought a succulent today. i think it will be for my front door.
i will keep you all updated.

   

























i think i am going to go paint my face tranny styles now.
toodles

Chanel Goodies! Part 3

Hello new shoes,

Because sometimes tacky is a good thing.

Close up of the nice stitching.

I wonder if it was hand stitched? I'm sure they'd tell me that it was. Haha.

Couldn't they put double Cs on the shoelaces too? Then it could be naff to the max.

Isn't the sole cute? Just incase you didn't get they were Chanel by the side you will know when I kick in the air that it is.

Ha!

Okay okay,

I know the whole logo thing is gross and I agree. But these were super cute and I couldn't say no!!

Plus they are very comfy! They will be good for my travels when I have to walk whole days.

I have been looking for a black sneaker that has a black sole for what feels like ever. I'm glad I found these.

I will dub them my " dress sneaker"

AHHAHAH No really I wont. I hate "dress sneakers" *shudder*

I'm looking at you shoe with the M on the side. Whatever they are? I just dont get the whole "formal sneaker" thing that some dudes are doing now.

It's either sneaker, dress shoe, boat shoe, boot.

No merging of the two with a formal sneaker. Can someone explain it to me?

I will wear these with black opaques and denim shorts. Yay.

Now it's colder in Melbourne boots and real shoes are back!

Goodbye sandals !!

Btw, how was everyones weekends? Mine was shit ! I was gnarly sick with food poisoning.

Booo! Atleast i lost a kilo. YAY!

Tonight I'm off to a gig and I will freeze to death.

The sacrifices one makes for musical talent.

Opera !

On the same day we went to Notre Dame, we visited the Opera during the day.

I don't know why I did the posts in the wrong order. Haha. Oh well.

This is a image heavy post. Beware!

Here I am in the lift looking like a stunned mullet. Ha!

But it's the only clear photo i have of my new wooly jumper!

YAY

How good is it? I got it from H&M in Paris. Cheap thrills! YAY

To be honest, I didn't really like anything else in H&M. The materials used looked yuck/cheap.

But I scored this jumper so I'm happy. I like the line detail and the batwing arms.

(Missoni scarf from previous post and Tiffany and Co necklace)

Anyway, back to Opera,

When i walked in D had the camera and took this photo as I was taking my jacket off.

I like it because it looks like I have a hunchback or wings. One or the other.

How amazing is this place? It was such a highlight for me. I LOVED IT.

D was not keen on going but changed his mind as soon as we got in.

I tried to cut back from the huge amount of photos I took. It was SO HARD! So many beautiful features.

I feel so blessed that I can see things in my lifetime.

HOW CHEESE IS THIS PHOTO?

haha so good.

When I move into my "grown up" house, I want to have major chandelier action.

I'm obsessed with them.

I might have them in every room.

Well I would if they weren't so crazy expensive.

So much gold !

Imagine all the hours that went into doing all of this.

Buildings are so boring these days. I want the days of over-decorating to come back!

D loved this ceiling.

I would recommend for anyone going to Paris to check this place out !

It will only take about an hour. Your neck will get sore looking at all the greatness!

It was about 8 euro for entry. I think. I'm about 50% sure on that. Ha. Don't take my word for it!

I just took a close up of my Zara Boots I bought in Paris. YAY buckletastic!!

They are so comfortable!

Seriously, ZARA PEEPS LISTEN UP! If you're not going to open here, Please let us do online shopping. kthnxbye.

D and I just rode our bikes down to the shops to get a coffee.

I fell over my bike. HAHA so funny. It was his fault. I know it.

I don't know how it is possible to fall over when I wasn't even sitting on it.

I have some nice grease action on my legs now. I feel tough!

On another irrelevant note, I love awards season!

I've been watching the Grammy's today. I wasn't digging Beyonce's dress. I think I'm the only one. I'm digging the black dress on the girl from Glee.

Have a lovely week everyone!

Mondays can be a drag.

I am going to throw a whole heap of my clothes out today. "Decluttering"

I am trying to embrace this. I am s-t-r-u-g-g-l-i-n-g.

bbacckkkk in W.A

Im back in W.A again. It feels like I only just got back to melbourne.....which i guess, i did.

its starting to feel like a second home here.

Atleast its nice and chill and i can walk around the CBD in a tshirt and im still dressed up. HA!

ahhh perth is great. so relaxed.

last night i went to a chinese place with a friend for dinner to find a massive hair embedded in my meal. SO GROSS. this kinda thing happens to me heaps.

anyways, the lady didnt even apologise. she said she'd give me some spring rolls and thats it and then charged us for the meal!! whhhatttt

ookay lady.

whatever.

it was funny atleast.

anyways, the reason why i have this shoe here is because i NEED it.

Miss Louise is selling them but that shop is not for me. plus i know i can find it on the net cheaper anyways.

i feel like ive looked on every giuseppe zanotti online seller there is and ive come up with squat. ive found the heeled version but not the flat. AHHH

if anyone sees them online please let me know? ill be forever greatful!!

YAY

they kind of dont look exciting in the photo but the silver bits sparkle nice in real life and im a magpie. A MAGPIE. SQUUARRKKK!! Swooop.

okay

step away from the blog.

wants...

me wants..but for $2000-$3000 me not gets...

plus i'd feel weird wearing python on my foot...eeekkk

Christian Louboutin from net-a-porter..

if only i had an unlimited shoe budget. i'd go spazzos.

oh and the ability to wear heels without looking like im falling over or in agony from sore feet.

eeeek

elizabeth & james

Whenever i look at the olsen twins brand, elizabeth and james, on the internet, the clothes are always foul, but when i looked at their stuff in aloha rag and neimens in hawaii, there was awesome stuff. (longest sentence ever) its like all the crap bits get sold on the net. anyways,

i loved this oversize tee. it goes low at the front. i bought mine in an xs so imagine how huge they get as the sizes get bigger. crazzzzyyyy ovvverrsiizzeee

Elizabeth and James top

Roxy shorts (gnarly ha)

House of Harlow ring

and i wore with

Mimco shoes below

I'm thinking of painting the pink and blue bits black. Just cuz colour gives me anxiety. ha.

Anyways, we hired a car for the day and drove to the north shore.

wooo

mustang sally

we went to some "famous" place for shave ice, which is really just a snow cone.

didnt really get the big deal.

some people got rainbow ones and they looked cool.

i just got plain cherry and D got green apple

yummy but so huge. and mine was a small

sunset at north shore....

i found pear grey goose there too! YAY so happy i was.

sometimes, the small things in life make me happiest.

this day was SO MUCH FUN.

It was Ds birthday and we hadn't really planned much, we never do, but driving around the island was so fun.

we stopped by a starbucks and got coffees and snacks and cruised around the north shores, and saw a place my grandpa raved about when he was alive ( 25 years ago) and then stopped by some shops ( scored some missoni scarves! YAY presents on Ds bday)

then we stopped by taco bell. yeahhhhhhhhhhhh

anyways, best day ever!!! hawaiins are so super nice. this crazy cockroach x mutant fluro yellow bug kept attacking me and we pulled over on the freeway and within 2 mins some nice fellow stopped to help us.

anyways

enough rambling from me

D is coming home tomorrow morning!!!! YAY cant wait.

i just sprayed Spray'n'Wipe on my keyboard and now the shift key isnt working.

feckkkkkk

Bally shoes I think I need...

In this weeks Grazia ( with Cam Diaz on the cover) I saw these Bally shoes. I think I need them...I need to see them in real life atleast. But can i be bothered going all the way up Collins st in the freezing cold for them? I am THAT lazy. Maybe I can drive to shoppos and see if they are there. But I know ill get there and they'll say " oh only at the Collins st store" BAH

ok ok ill just go up there and see. I need to go to QV and pick up this cute Zimmerman dress. I hate being a lazy shopper.

are these shoes the same?

The other day i used my Country Road "spend n save" voucher and picked up these shoes and a lovely shirt dress ( ill post pics later of the dress )

i really love these shoes. they are copies of the Christian Louboutin shoes i wanted to get about a month ago, but i could never find them in black. Not too sure if they ever came in black?? hmm

anyways, sorry for the quality of the pics on my blog. they are from my iphone.

The texture is "pony hair"

i love them

anyways,

i was excited with my new purchase only to be slammed by Kiz and MsBlogless about how they are "EXACTLY THE SAME AS MY OTHER SHOES"

hmm.

i dunno if id say they were exactly the same. but maybe somewhat simular being black. but i dunno. i think i need all four.

does anyone else think these are all the same??

i feel they are all completely different and i need all 4.

hmm.

yes. i AM right. i DO need all four.

Fantasy Shopping

Today I am at work and there is NOTHING to do. ugh so boring. so i decided to go fantasy shopping and blog my wishlist.

CouchShopper, If you win the lottery, please refer back to this post. xoxox.

First up,

I spotted this lovely red oversized cardy from net-a-porter. Its from See by Chloe.

cuuutee. it would be perfect for this shitty-excuse-for-summer type weather we have been having lately. ughhhhh.

The red is cuuuutteee and im trying to step out of my black safety net.

See by Chloe Oversized Knit

£178.72

Net-a-porter.com

For the next item,

I have a LV Graphite Jorn bag. I want this for carrying my laptop to work and back. The keepall im currently using is too big and hurts my shoulder.

This would be a nice addition to our collection wouldn't it CS?

Louis Vuitton Jorn Bag

$1480USD from

Eluxury.com

Next up this STUNNING cartier panther ring. 

Its definitely a PIECE.

According to LittleLadyLost , Rachel Zoe wears this ring.

too cool for skoooolll

I heard its around $20k. So this is staying on the fantasy list for ever.

:(

Cartier Panther Ring

cartier.com

Oooh

ok

back to Louis Vuitton again.

I should of uploaded this pics in a better order.

I really want this for carry on luggage because its hot.

it doesnt really scream "LV LOOK AT ME" and it has wheels. wheels are best invention.

wheels on bags. genius.

Louis Vuitton Graphite Pegase 60

$2310USD (ouch)

Eluxury.com

For those of you who know me in real life , you know i LOVE these lv monogram shawls. In real life you cant really see the monogram(yay) so its just this lovely oversized pashmina that is like a warm cup of cocoa for ur neck and jubblies. hahahahhahhaa. ok ok weird description but i wear them ALOT and feel naked if i dont have one.

I only have the black one and the grey one. which i think is called beige. its like beige in some lights and grey in others. anyways

i thought i would jump outside the box for next winter and grab a colour.

cant decide between the Pomme d Amour (left) or Grenade (right) im sure ill have to see them in real life to get a better idea.

Louis Vuitton Monogram Shawl

$450 USD

eluxury.com

Last but not least,

no list would be complete without some Christian Louboutins!

I love these boots! wish i could try them on :( shoe shopping online is the worst!

I think i could definitely strut around melbourne acting like a rock star in these shoes.

im sure id look insanely stupid and ridiculous but lets pretend i dont.

Astraqueen shoe boots 
£413

net-a-porter.com