kates bridal shower

Hi there.

Here are some photos from mates bridal shower.

i didn't have any time to take any photos all day! NOT ONE. boo.  so i have found some photos taken from other people. 

it was a mexican theme. duh.

we got catering from blue corn in st kilda and it was so delicious.

desserts were by lux bite.

i wish i had time to eat them all.

Hi kate.
you love your tackalicious sash and you know it.
bridal showers are not the occasion for classiness. its tacky fun all the way.
i got this sash custom made from etsy.
you know you want one.

it was so damn hot it was painful. it was 39 degrees. we were all dripping in sweat. it was sexy.

kates niece is half aussie and half japanese.
she looks like she was not having a bar of it but she was loving it.

Hello flowers. how are you handling the heat?

here i made a little bar area and served strawberry and lychee mojitos and pina coladas.

does a big bowl of limes get you going?
it does for me.

For floral decorations i got a few wooden boxes from daiso and sarahs farm and spray painted them. chucked some yuccas in from the garden.
FAN-CY

Here is me making zee drinks.
It was too hot for a bra.
My boob is kinda slopping over to the left.
You may all be happy to know that I am starting to wear real bras now.
they are painful but i am trying to stick with it.

we played many a bridal shower game.
we played bridal bingo that spread over 4 rooms.
there was a lot of shouting to get all the words to 50 people

this one here is a game where you put a certain amount of ping pong balls into an empty tissue box and the first one to get them all out wins. simple yet hilarious to watch some people shake their rump.

can't have a bridal shower without the toilet paper dress competition!!!
you'll have to guess who kate chose as the winner.
oh the suspense.

after lunch we went to crown and saw the princes of the night burlesque show.
it was the funniest thing i have ever seen.
i would definitely recommend for a hens.
its hilarious!!! and there is no penis so its fine for the oldies.

then after that we all met up with the guys from their bucks day at silk road.
we had a private room upstairs and had snacks and what not.
it was such a fun day.


at 10pm it was still 37 and i was dying. sweating like a whore in church.
here is sarah and me.
god I'm ageing.

and here is the bride and groom.
i think he is looking for something on her neck. or giving a hicky.
or you know just being all nice and lovey
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give up

Things I Need..... okay want. bleh

I think i ned these items.
miss louise said they are getting the shoes in. yay. i tried them on in hawaii last week but they sold out of my size.
going shopping next week so the sass and bide tshirt will be my first stop.

i think i am going to start blogging again.
i am too lazy to take photos with a camera but i got a new iPhone and the camera works so i will use it.
maybe blogging will help me become motivated to lose the massive TEN KILOS i put on after our wedding. i am proud of all my eating. it was a glorious time.

Xmas

Hello.

Happy Holidays everyone.

I am so sick at home BLERUUGHH.

But then i remembered i had a digi cam and can take some random picas and make a bloggy.

yay

lets hope i don't pass out by the end.

it may take a while. i am delirious and dizzy eyed.

okay. that made me feel ill and i had to have a lay down.

so here are the photos i took this arvo.

my puppies say merry xmas. kind of. HA

and here is my xmas tree that is still up. i have been too ill to take it down.

wah. i will hopefully do it this weekend.

Hello Kitty says Hi.

left over presents for perth peeps that i am yet to see.

 hello little teddy bear. how cute are you? i got this one from myer.

D bought us this lamp. Isn't it the best?
Do you like how i embrace the asian way of covering electrical cords with fake flowers?
I know you do.

god my head hurts.
i haven't eaten since friday. i had a  few crackers last night and it hurt a lot.
i want out.

i see on the news now there are some bush fire issues in NSW.
thats so horrible :(

is everyone on a health kick for the new year?
i wish i could say I'm on a fat kick but I've got so out of control with the eating since the wedding.
I AM IN FOR HEALTH.
in order to be healthy, i ordered skin care from strawberry net.
this is way easier than eating good or exercising.
the post man came this morning at 7am banging like a mad man and yelling " HELLOOOO"
i didn't answer because
a. im sick as and it was 7am and i was in bed
b. don't know if I'm contagious still

he stayed for about 5 minutes while the dogs went ballistic. how weird.
and now i got a note saying i have to pick it up at a post office 3 suburbs away.
weird.
also
balls because i can't

Final Bali Photos.

I have been lazy with bali photos. this is true. it is depressing looking at photos of sun and fun with friends when you are in freezing melbourne.

also. 

everyone can judge me for a second because i have not finished writing my thank you cards.

i am a bad person and i am going to hell.

this i know

anyway

here is a photo of the pool.

on closer inspection, it is a photo of sarah riding a statue.

here is another photo of rock bar.
don't worry mez, no nipple action.

here we are in the hotels main restaurant where they do the buffets and amaze balls biriyani.
miss it
my camilla kaftan resembles an acid trip. well, I've never taken acid so what i a assume happens.
can anyone clarify?

Here is the view from our villa.
i dunno about these pink flowers.
i could take em or leave em.

Here is a view of the sunset from rock bar.
in our little cave zone.
there were no crabs or bats this year and i think i was a little saddened.

lychee daiquiris made from fresh blended lychees.
you can't beat this shit.

Look at Kiz's fancy slow shutter shot of the waves crashing on the rocks at rock bar.
He is such a photog.
so artsy
so fancy with his fancy lenses.

this was my survival potion in bali.
it's pretty much the bomb dot com if you get sick of hydralites.
i get dehydrated so easily and start vomiting all over the shop so electrolytes are essential in asian. especially when drinking.

my fav clutch to use in bali! AND I FORGOT I HAD IT.
MUST GO FIND IT NOW AND USE AGAIN>
YAY
SO EXCITED
it's an old school sass and bide number.

The famous FAUX BANS

Some traditional bali dancing in the buffet area so we don't have to leave the resort to feel cultured.
look how sweaty all the men are.
so awkward.

One night we came back to our villa and our butler had set up a romantique rose, candle and towel swan theme.
we decided this was a perfect time to take awes photos.
please note the leopard shoes i made D wear in bali.
i dunno if he likes them or not but i do.

LIKE A TIGER
LIKE A LIMA

also, Holly, if you are reading, please notice the armpit.

HA
SISTERS FROM OTHER MISTERS

I had this awesome hazelnut pasta in the resort too.
it was really yummy and i expected it to be average.
by this time, the fake tan on my hands was weird.

SHOE PARTY
my shoes are the giuseppi zanottis that are nearly falling apart from so much wear and K has her amazing Balmain sandals.
so jealous.

I have no idea what this photo was supposed to be of but it happened after shot buckets at rock bar.

JUMP SHOT

Faces are hilare.
Im clearly way too late.
we all held hands to try and co-ordinate our jumping times and it clearly didn't work.

i really miss bali.
also i think I've gained like 10 kilos since bali in a booze and chocolate filled 2 month binge
time to go into whippet form for the rest of summer

r.i.p fun times.

water sports and tater head

In bali, we did water sports. or perhaps its more "water activities"

we did banana. or the naaaaniiii.

and we did jet ski. 

i look petrified so you are going to have to just look at alicia. 

I've never been jet skiing in an ocean before. 

lets just say its very different to a lake.

we're on a boat.

we take photos with random status and pretend we are the animal/person in statue.

lets all take note at how lucky kate is for not showing her brittney. lucky? or skills? you decide. 

we go to Potato Head. or tater head. or tatey head.

we take photos of our cocktails.

we take photos of doors on walls.

we take photos of our clutches. 

this was my wedding clutch. a lil anya hindmarch gold glitter number to match my shoes.

we walk around in a blurry manner wearing camilla kaftans.