Final Bali Photos.

I have been lazy with bali photos. this is true. it is depressing looking at photos of sun and fun with friends when you are in freezing melbourne.

also. 

everyone can judge me for a second because i have not finished writing my thank you cards.

i am a bad person and i am going to hell.

this i know

anyway

here is a photo of the pool.

on closer inspection, it is a photo of sarah riding a statue.

here is another photo of rock bar.
don't worry mez, no nipple action.

here we are in the hotels main restaurant where they do the buffets and amaze balls biriyani.
miss it
my camilla kaftan resembles an acid trip. well, I've never taken acid so what i a assume happens.
can anyone clarify?

Here is the view from our villa.
i dunno about these pink flowers.
i could take em or leave em.

Here is a view of the sunset from rock bar.
in our little cave zone.
there were no crabs or bats this year and i think i was a little saddened.

lychee daiquiris made from fresh blended lychees.
you can't beat this shit.

Look at Kiz's fancy slow shutter shot of the waves crashing on the rocks at rock bar.
He is such a photog.
so artsy
so fancy with his fancy lenses.

this was my survival potion in bali.
it's pretty much the bomb dot com if you get sick of hydralites.
i get dehydrated so easily and start vomiting all over the shop so electrolytes are essential in asian. especially when drinking.

my fav clutch to use in bali! AND I FORGOT I HAD IT.
MUST GO FIND IT NOW AND USE AGAIN>
YAY
SO EXCITED
it's an old school sass and bide number.

The famous FAUX BANS

Some traditional bali dancing in the buffet area so we don't have to leave the resort to feel cultured.
look how sweaty all the men are.
so awkward.

One night we came back to our villa and our butler had set up a romantique rose, candle and towel swan theme.
we decided this was a perfect time to take awes photos.
please note the leopard shoes i made D wear in bali.
i dunno if he likes them or not but i do.

LIKE A TIGER
LIKE A LIMA

also, Holly, if you are reading, please notice the armpit.

HA
SISTERS FROM OTHER MISTERS

I had this awesome hazelnut pasta in the resort too.
it was really yummy and i expected it to be average.
by this time, the fake tan on my hands was weird.

SHOE PARTY
my shoes are the giuseppi zanottis that are nearly falling apart from so much wear and K has her amazing Balmain sandals.
so jealous.

I have no idea what this photo was supposed to be of but it happened after shot buckets at rock bar.

JUMP SHOT

Faces are hilare.
Im clearly way too late.
we all held hands to try and co-ordinate our jumping times and it clearly didn't work.

i really miss bali.
also i think I've gained like 10 kilos since bali in a booze and chocolate filled 2 month binge
time to go into whippet form for the rest of summer

r.i.p fun times.

water sports and tater head

In bali, we did water sports. or perhaps its more "water activities"

we did banana. or the naaaaniiii.

and we did jet ski. 

i look petrified so you are going to have to just look at alicia. 

I've never been jet skiing in an ocean before. 

lets just say its very different to a lake.

we're on a boat.

we take photos with random status and pretend we are the animal/person in statue.

lets all take note at how lucky kate is for not showing her brittney. lucky? or skills? you decide. 

we go to Potato Head. or tater head. or tatey head.

we take photos of our cocktails.

we take photos of doors on walls.

we take photos of our clutches. 

this was my wedding clutch. a lil anya hindmarch gold glitter number to match my shoes.

we walk around in a blurry manner wearing camilla kaftans.

Kudeta

when in bali, we go to kudeta.

it always has different decorations which keeps it fun.

must run to bar first thing.

happy now that i have drink. awks face. bad hair - don't care.

sunsets and sand. kieran taking a photo of.

side bar.

KDT

espresso martini. was yummy. tasted too eggy for me. had to pass it on. had a chocolate on the side. odd.

lychee rose martini. zoo good. its like turkish delight in a cup and i love it.

holly says hi

maryanne gives me the side eye. i think now is the moment where her husband would like me to clarify that she is holding a mocktail.

alicia tries to seduce the camera

pink skies no lies

group shot. BALLLIIIIII !!!

lots of floating lanterns. some weird orb in the middle

PEACE YO

jump shot!

Now i am going to try and figure out how to reply to comments on blogger.

i have instructions.

wish me luck

Bridal Shower

In Bali, I had a bridal shower.  The invites looked like this: 

It was in our villa which looked like this :

There was fluffing of pom poms

There was lots of champppss                                                                             

There was more alcohol. Strawberry daqs with straws that had hello kitty on them.
They would go soggy half way through but we all pretended it didn't for the sake of cuteness.

There was a faux flower bouquet with hello kitties on it.

bom dot com

   

 In this photo it looks like i am caressing my boob. but it is my gut really. holly next to me is caressing her thigh. odd. maybe she got turned on by the thought of bridal bingo.

My headpiece was from limedrop. it broke though and i dunno how to fix it. sad days.

happy lab candies for all.

There was fooooods, (boobs with nipples HA)

And more foods, ( willys with green fungal infection)

I was made to wear an ugly sash for a small period of time.

my lil dress is from free people and my cuff is sass and bide.

there was more silly games.
this looks like what i imagine an african tribe members huge dong to look like.
but get your minds out of the gutter, it was just a tennis ball in a stocking.

There was sweets and they were delicious.

There was more daiquiris.
Delicious

There was relaxing by the pool.
Sarah is pulling some weird unhappy face and fran and alicia are finding this funny.
Must find out the condo deets
Maybe they are discussing how their outfits all match. The Blue Crew.

Here is a group photo.

Fun times were had by all.
D's cousin took the photos.
Isn't she good?
Thank god for her or otherwise I'd have no photos.
I didn't take 1 photo the whole time war were in Bali.
All my posts will be with hand me down pics.

Okay
I am going to go get a chinese massage now.
Toodles