Wednesday, November 26, 2008

cottonsocks 1 , ikea 0



Last week, I went to Ikea with little lady lost. it was a mission indeed.
i needed a sideboard/buffet. I had been eyeing off one from S&P in high gloss black with the little baroque legs. i dont know if this is what they are called but im calling it that from now on.
anyways, i was looking through the ikea website and noticed they had one that was very simular ( not as nice) but at a third of the price. so i decided to do the sensible thing and purchase the cheaper one.
SO, after lady lost and i found lots of nick nacks to add to our trolley we went to the warehouse section to pick up the sideboard which would be told would fit in my car . BOY THEY COULDNT BE ANY WRONGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRR.
it didnt even come close to fitting in my car. and we could hardly lift it.
so a call had to be made.
get it delivered in a few days and pay more $$$? NO! THEN IKEA WINS! THATS WHAT THEY WANT!
with an hour before closing i had to make a decision fast.
I ring my dad
" Does Ms Blogless have our work ute"
dad  : "yes she does. why?"
*beep hang up*
ring ring Ms Blogless
"Ms Blogless. I NEED U IKEA RICHMOND ASAP BRING UTE"
YAY
she comes and saves the day. w00t w00t
then i get a call from Freedom 
" your coffee table has arrived. come pick it up from melb central before we close in an hour"
EEEEP
STRESS INDUCED HEART ATTACK
i buzz off to the city
Ms Blogless races to richmond.
and an hour later all my goodies arrive at home safe and sound.
BUT THEN
we realised
argh.
this is in a million pieces.

i always thought that ikea things came in like 4 pieces and u pop them together like lego.
FUN LEGO
"this will be fun" i thought " i will build this all myself and suprise people with my talent"
ugh
yeah
didnt happen
but let me tell you, Ms Blogless and i gave it a fair go. we got the whole shape of the thing happening and put the doors on ! then i had to get my trusty ol' dad to come and finish the job.
picccccciiesss forr uuuuu

10 comments:

  1. ha ha cotton socks. That sounded like a busy day. I like the table. What purpose does it surve? Ms Blogless and Lady Lost sound like a good friends to help you so much. You should get Ms Blogless to blog, she sounds very interesting!

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  2. It holds china and glasswares. Crockery etc

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  3. err alicia
    we discussed that this blog is not about grammar
    DUH
    that was the whole point.

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  4. MS blogless joined the party, i am a great friend........................................................................................ i'm a buffet maker

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  5. um, i call shenanigans!

    i did ALL the heavy lifting, at IKEA and from the car park to the apartment

    AND

    i did most of the construction at the start

    AND

    i put together your coffee table

    AND

    i get no mention....

    nothing... NOTHING

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  6. It looks great. I love it and I love the baroque legs! I'm impressed ... was the allen key all you needed?

    Going to Ikea is always like a big adventure ... lets not do it again anytime soon. Hehe.

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  7. gameon,

    that is simply because
    you do not exist in blog land.
    i tried to type your name in, but it said u didnt exist and kept deleting itself.
    maybe in time if you prove yourself, you will get a mention.

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  8. to make the buffet u need

    many size screw drivers
    alen key
    pencil
    hammer
    red wine
    patience

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  9. I love that buffet from Ikea. Ohhh and don't get me started about how hard some Ikea stuff is to put together, I've spent days trying to put some things together, so frustrating.

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