creepy smudgey blur tool.

Thank you D for leaving your laptop at home this rotation. I LOVE PHOTOSHOP.

yayayyaya

its so fun to play around with all the tools. i love making my self look mutant.

some of the things i did to my face were hilarious but i thought no one else would find my mutated face funny so i tried to tone it down.

anyways,

the other day i went shopping in the city for some new clothes/shoes.

didnt really find anything actually.

i did by the new nylon mag with anna paquin on the front. SOOKIE STACKHOUSE!

yay

true blood fever!

probs should of fixed the blinds before i took these pics.

i took it myself as well! i this is the first time. hence the crappiness of them!

YAY at first i twisted my face to the point where it was just kinda scary

and then i tried to distort it more in a less psycho clown way. and look at my hand! that was straight weird from the camera right there.

photoshop forever!

oh and what happened to my other foot? ha!

and a close up of my shoooessiiies

so glad i rediscovered my old tsubi jeans. but its ksubi now isnt it?

well whatevs, on the tag it says TSUBI

ha

old skool.

i think i actually purchased these jeans about 5-6 years ago. and theyve been unworn for probably 3-4.

i got inspired by judy from atlantishome.typepad.com

i love how she wears non skinny jeans rolled up with heels.

i actually prefer her blog to sea of shoes...maybe because janes looks are a bit too young for me? i dunno. i just prefer her mums blog. she has made me feel more confident in wearing loose clothes. ive always been scared that baggy jeans make me look fat, but now i dont care.

im having a baggy everything moment! and with the lovely spring weather in melb, its been good!

outfit details :

elizabeth & james top ( this is so soft and comfy im going to live in it this summer!)

tsubi jeans

wittner shoes

gosh i cant stop eating cherry MnMs. i got them from the candy shop at melbourne central that imports american candy.

UGH

im going to put on 5kg for summer instead of lose.

but they're SO GOOD

arghh!!!

nobu in all black

im really far behind in blogging about hawaii. tee hee. i am lazy with uploading photos.

boo.

when im in one of those "im fat and ugly and my hair is shit" moods i tend to wear this dress.

hahaha

all black saves the day. i think i changed like 6000 times before i went out this night and possibly threw a few tantrums.

i think the 2 reasons stopping me from moving to hawaii are

1. shit coffee

2. my hair is always wack there.

i think it has something to do with their water. or something. hard water or soft water.

next time i go there i am getting a good hair dryer. my parlux wont even turn on there. ha!

an ode to no one dress

elizabeth & james shrug

country road shoes

chanel handbag

HOH jewelery

watching the VMAS. kanye boo taylor swizzles yay!!

eating fruit salad

i spent $5 on these stupid blueberries and most of them are sour. boo coles! boo!!

does pineapple make anyone else burp a lot? just me? hmmz

palm tree poser

d and i decided to have a bit of a shop before dinner and headed to the aloa moana mall where we did a few last minute family pick ups. we went into chanel and d pressured me to try on the diamond bezel j12. err crazy. i felt like i didnt want to touch it. like i wasnt worthy. haha.

what if i scratched it? ahhhh it made me feel nervous.

i stood in front of this pot plant to take a photo for my blog. i always pull the most akward poses and faces when im taking a photo. i feel so stupid. and if i see someone coming i quickly run away. hahaha.

i probably should of tied up the rouching tie so it didnt look like i was peeing fluro orange.

this kirrily johnston is current season i think. i picked it up from david jones before i left and i think it was new. i wished it came in a different colour though but they said no. but i think now it does. dang. i really like how it has the ties on the middle, back and sleeves so you can make it "butterfly" style or like a loose top. i like orange, dont get me wrong, its just i feel i need a gnarly tan to wear it. which i dont have. ever....

anyways, after dinner we headed to nobu for dinner and had one too many sake,

which resulting in D taking "arty" photos of half dead plants.

nice work honey. <3

and him telling me to pose on the palm tree. how hawaiin. HA!

i found this flower on the ground and put it in my hair.

after all that sake, we thought this was a fab idea.

in retrospect, the dude watching us take this photo probs thought we were on drugs.

posing out the front of Puma. awesome.

i wish i could show u the photos of D teaching me how to pose. (he said i was shit. which is true. hahaha)

they are HILARIOUS. but he would kill me.

so you can just laugh at me. in my hawaii pose. flower in hair and all.

kirrily johnston top

zara leggings

sam edelman shoes

house of harlow jewelery.

can i not include my jewelery anymore? i pretty much wear the same jewelery everyday.

every time i try something else on i dont like it as much as my HOH pieces.

obsessed perhaps.

hmmz

i even went out and got a new new necklaces and i cant wear them cuz i prefer my HOH.

arghhhh. i need to move on to something different.

elizabeth & james

Whenever i look at the olsen twins brand, elizabeth and james, on the internet, the clothes are always foul, but when i looked at their stuff in aloha rag and neimens in hawaii, there was awesome stuff. (longest sentence ever) its like all the crap bits get sold on the net. anyways,

i loved this oversize tee. it goes low at the front. i bought mine in an xs so imagine how huge they get as the sizes get bigger. crazzzzyyyy ovvverrsiizzeee

Elizabeth and James top

Roxy shorts (gnarly ha)

House of Harlow ring

and i wore with

Mimco shoes below

I'm thinking of painting the pink and blue bits black. Just cuz colour gives me anxiety. ha.

Anyways, we hired a car for the day and drove to the north shore.

wooo

mustang sally

we went to some "famous" place for shave ice, which is really just a snow cone.

didnt really get the big deal.

some people got rainbow ones and they looked cool.

i just got plain cherry and D got green apple

yummy but so huge. and mine was a small

sunset at north shore....

i found pear grey goose there too! YAY so happy i was.

sometimes, the small things in life make me happiest.

this day was SO MUCH FUN.

It was Ds birthday and we hadn't really planned much, we never do, but driving around the island was so fun.

we stopped by a starbucks and got coffees and snacks and cruised around the north shores, and saw a place my grandpa raved about when he was alive ( 25 years ago) and then stopped by some shops ( scored some missoni scarves! YAY presents on Ds bday)

then we stopped by taco bell. yeahhhhhhhhhhhh

anyways, best day ever!!! hawaiins are so super nice. this crazy cockroach x mutant fluro yellow bug kept attacking me and we pulled over on the freeway and within 2 mins some nice fellow stopped to help us.

anyways

enough rambling from me

D is coming home tomorrow morning!!!! YAY cant wait.

i just sprayed Spray'n'Wipe on my keyboard and now the shift key isnt working.

feckkkkkk

Whole Foods Market = nom nom nom

I loved Whole Foods Market so much! best place ever!!!

if you thought Macro was good think Macro x 100000000

yayayyaya

i will die if we get it here in australia. die.

yayyaya

nom nom

scoff scoff

D got the pizza each time and it was so incredibly yummy. perhaps the best pizza ive ever had, and that includes all pizza eaten in europe. big call. i know i know.

my tub had this awesome cous cous with currants and almonds so yum.

kalamata olive and feta penne pasta

sesame and soy tofu

spinach

roasted carrots

and fresh fruit with yoghurt.

im getting so hungry just thinking about it!!

wish i had a photo of my chocolate sago pudding!!!

nom nom!

should of taken photos inside but i dunno if thats a bit weird or not.

my camera is huge so its super obvious.

i did take a photo of soy whip cream for a friend though

must send to her now.

or tweet

tweet tweet, tweet tweet yeah.

outfit

beach coverup - Topshop

Sunnies - Raybans

Nails - O.P.I Lincoln Park After Dark

p.s Starbucks coffee is even worse over there than here.

bike riding is the best!

i had so much fun bike riding in hawaii!! memories forever!

i like american bikes too. they have wide handle bars. wish i had a bell but oh wells.

riding on the right side of the road took a bit of getting used to but Hawaiians are pretty chill on the road so it was okay.

most days we rode our bikes to the whole foods market to eat the yummy goodness!!

i miss these days

:(

come home soon D ! nini and i are on the couch waiting...

wearing a full aussie ensemble!

sportsgirl oversize tee ( wish u could see the detail. the sleeves are silk and have slits in them.)

billabong shorts ( gnarly )

sportsgirl shoes

and i ruined my true blue outfit with a chanel classic flap.

dang.

i feel i was so lazy today. i napped for 3 hours on the couch in the arvo and i feel really guilty. hope i can sleep tonight. i walked 5km but i feel i have to clean the house to makeup for napping.

eeep.

hoping to get more accomplished tomorrow and go for a swim with a certain awesome friend of mine!

kahala chillin

The days always look so beautiful in hawaii. what a place to live!

what i love about it, is the people. they always seem so chill.

and why wouldn't u when you have beautiful blue skies, green grass and a nice sea breeze.

ALAS,

this day a cyclone was passing so it rained all day. HA

( i was secretly thrilled because this meant we got to shop all day!! wooo!)

Wearing,

S&B top ( damn u general pants. i dunno if i wanna wear this in aus anymore :S )

leggings

and let me tell u, i had this awesome Supre bandage skirt on that the camera did not pick up. it looks like i have some black blob below my top. hahahah

I picked up this ring from Diva. Love it to bits. I get so many comments on it. Lots of people think its $$$ but infact its $

Teehee.

YAY coffee in a can,

Another thing that I love about Hawaii is how japanese it is. You can get so many Japanese snacks in the convenience stores.

Going for French

I will slowly do some blog posts about hawaii ! yay

We went to La Mer restaurant in waikiki...i think its supposed to be one of the best restaurants in hawaii but being vegetarian, i can never really judge the food quality. to be honest i cant remember much of the food because D and i drank sooo much that night. The service was really good and the view was lovely.

i took this photo from my seat.

ughh. when we got back to the hotel we saw the dudes from no doubt. whatevs their names are. HA. they seemed chill.

In this photo, I pretend to push the elevator button. HA HA HA

and in this photo D used the flash to make me look fuggers. seriously flash is no ones friend, but he pointed how how funny this photo is because it makes me look so tall. like im nearly at the ceiling, where as, first photo shows my true height . hahaa

I wore,

Thomas Wylde top ( the print is actually scorpions close up)

Witchery leggings

Country Road heels

Hermes Click clack

in hawaii my hair was being a bitch. swiming in the ocean everyday and then trying to dry your hair with the 'hairdryer' the hotel has ( PFFT A HAIRDRYER FOR A BALD PERSON) and i just cant be bothered with long hair in the heat so a bun was the go on most days. i look like a boy with a bun. but anyways,

end blog.

family guy is on, and its one of the weird ones where megs voice is all horrible.

p.s why is there chairs at the elevator? do people sit down and chill there? or wait on the chair for the lift? and put their stuff in the draws ?

yahhhh i thinks so.

Costco crazy

(iphone camera post so shoddy pics soz )

So I just got back from Hawaii and it seems melbourne has gone a bit costco crazy.

I like things that are oversized so when my friends mentioned they wanted to go i was down!

We drove down there even though my friend said a hurricane was coming. ha ha.

So as soon as you sign up and get an oversized trolley you walk in and u want a $9000 TV.

I got this OPEN LED sign for my uncles lunch shop!

I really wanted the jumbo sized brie cheese circle but i thought it'd go off before i ate a third of it. nom nom

i did manage to get 1 litre of peri peri sauce! woot.

After deciding NOT to buy the massage table ( ur lucky D) I picked up some "Vegie Straws"

and let me tell u , i will be back for MORE! NOM NOM! so good.

i want to eat them all day and night...

Here is me eating them before i even hit the car park. AHHAHHA

Full trolley! oh Dear! let me rethink what i got,

120 rolls of toilet paper

slab of V energy drink

massive tin of wasabi peas

huge bag of lettuce

1kg of zuchinni

1kg of green beans

a vase

some serving platters

neon sign

some mushrooms

peri peri sauce

water filter parts

electric toothbrush heads

and more boring things.

OH a massive box of protein bars and a box of nut bars

and enough linguini to last me another 12 months!

AHHAHA

costco was funny.

and u can get a refund of your membership at anytime if you arent satisfied!

i guess that is kinda cool.

they sold diamonds too! i should of taken a photo. dang. i saw the $150,000 engagement ring too. hahah a 5ct stone. wowza. okay i saw the CZ display one but stills. and they were selling a fendi bag. random

COSTCO

woop der it is.

(docklands)

im back!!

just got back from hawaii and ready to blog again!!

went to costco today. ill blog about it tomorrow after my friend sends me the photos she took on her iphone!

yay!

in the meantime, here is a photo i took on my iphone on the plane to hawaii!!

S&B blackkkk

arghhh i hate the way that blogger does photos. its so annoying. its like they purposely want to make it difficult to upload and move pics around. grrr. anyways, this was the best i could go *shakes fist*

So, I love S&B and black. Lucky for me, S&B does lots of black stuff. double yay.

I love this jacket! cute! i will have to try it on one day. Im so lazy at trying things on, especially when its cold. ughhh.

I really like the look of this and I think it would be perfect!! BUTTT

the model turns around and....

BAM!!!!!!! razor back!! ughhh. hate. i need to wear a bra . k thnx. bye

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sdlkfjsldkfjdslkfjsdlkfj

so that ones a NO. im not going braless !!!

I love this vest too!! i have so many things like it though..and I could probably achieve the same look with my Alpha60 Accordion scarf. hmm. but I still want it....decisions.

I think I will wait and see what the rest of the new stock comes in before I make any purchases!

On second thoughts...I might just get the jacket and vest. hahahahahhaha.

teeheee.....so much for saving :(

missoniiiiiii

My missoni cardigan makes me feel like im wearing a cape so i ran around like superman hahahahahhaa wooooo!!!

ahhaha my mouth looks so funny. Hahahahhaaaaaaa "wooahhhhh"

here is a close up of the pattern !

love missoni stuff!

im wearing my new House of Harlow leather stations necklace in these photos.. too bad you cant see it :(

wearing

Missoni cardigan

black witchery cardigan underneath

sass&bide shorts (obsessed)

pink sportsgirl tee

mogil boots

coles stockings ( need to find less shiney black opaques. i feel ive tried a million brands :( arghh